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Offline apc2010

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #120 on: April 01, 2015, 11:44:59 AM »
So the season starts..... Banghead  booked for tomorrow so arrange extra djs.....text comes in ...cancelled..... cussing:
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #121 on: April 06, 2015, 05:24:53 PM »
Call comes in..

Them; you need to raise your intermong profile..

Me; why all my booking come from you direct ?

Them: we think it would be better....and easier to sell..

Me; Don't you think if I raise my profile , they might want to book direct wiyh me ??

Them; Oh . rubschin:  we wouldn't want that....

Me; so why should I spend time and money doing that ??

They are gonna get back to me ..... Banghead Banghead
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #122 on: April 06, 2015, 06:37:30 PM »
We are surrounded by idiots. Who are these morons????
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #123 on: April 06, 2015, 07:39:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on April 06, 2015, 06:37:30 PM
We are surrounded by idiots. Who are these morons????

Zactly..... Banghead  these re big companies..... noooo:
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #124 on: April 30, 2015, 01:01:37 PM »
Call comes in from 5 star hotel .....you are booked here for 2 weddings next Thursday for 2 different companies ..please make sure both djs are aware of this and set their speakers so not to interfere with each other...assure them that's not a problem.... Thumbs:

go and check diary.....neither company has booked/told me yet....... Banghead

(I am the only company allowed in the hotel )....
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #125 on: April 30, 2015, 04:20:34 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2015, 01:01:37 PM
Call comes in from 5 star hotel .....you are booked here for 2 weddings next Thursday for 2 different companies ..please make sure both djs are aware of this and set their speakers so not to interfere with each other...assure them that's not a problem.... Thumbs:

go and check diary.....neither company has booked/told me yet....... Banghead

(I am the only company allowed in the hotel )....
That's what you get when employees start posting about ham
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #126 on: April 30, 2015, 04:22:30 PM »
I like ham.
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #127 on: April 30, 2015, 04:23:26 PM »
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #128 on: May 05, 2015, 12:33:58 PM »
A call comes in ......

"have we given you all our bookings for this/next week because it's really busy "

How do I know...... Banghead

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #129 on: May 05, 2015, 01:27:59 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2015, 12:33:58 PM
A call comes in ......

"have we given you all our bookings for this/next week because it's really busy "

How do I know...... Banghead

Turns out ....no you fecking haven't... Banghead

(after e-mailing all of them explaining about needing warning coz Miss T can't work)...
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #130 on: May 05, 2015, 06:37:13 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2015, 05:24:53 PM
Call comes in..

Them; you need to raise your intermong profile..

Me; why all my booking come from you direct ?

Them: we think it would be better....and easier to sell..

Me; Don't you think if I raise my profile , they might want to book direct wiyh me ??

Them; Oh . rubschin:  we wouldn't want that....

Me; so why should I spend time and money doing that ??

They are gonna get back to me ..... Banghead Banghead

Possibly a stupid question but would you make more money if they booked with you directly? The agents must be taking a cut of the fee after all.  rubschin:
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #131 on: May 06, 2015, 10:56:23 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2015, 06:37:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2015, 05:24:53 PM
Call comes in..

Them; you need to raise your intermong profile..

Me; why all my booking come from you direct ?

Them: we think it would be better....and easier to sell..

Me; Don't you think if I raise my profile , they might want to book direct wiyh me ??

Them; Oh . rubschin:  we wouldn't want that....

Me; so why should I spend time and money doing that ??

They are gonna get back to me ..... Banghead Banghead

Possibly a stupid question but would you make more money if they booked with you directly? The agents must be taking a cut of the fee after all.  rubschin:

Yes treble ...in some cases the "commission" is double what I get.....but these companies advertise and some give me 40 weddings a year...
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #132 on: May 07, 2015, 09:29:10 PM »
 cussing: cussing:
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #133 on: May 11, 2015, 04:48:48 PM »
So, my mate died.... His wife has sorted out the probate and I have been helping sell his cars...

I placed an advert today....

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Mitsubishi L200 €5,750

A 2002 model Mitsubishi L200 'double cab' in excellent condition!

The vehicle has just 118,000Km on the clock and has been regularly serviced by a British mechanic.

In addition to the normal double-cab features (air bags, central locking, electric mirrors, electric windows, air conditioning), the vehicle includes: -

Load bay liner
Mitsubishi 'roll-over' bar
JVC CD Player/radio
Tow bar and electrics

The vehicle has recently been fitted with new tyres and a new battery.

The bodywork is in excellent condition and has been re-sprayed. There is a small scratch on the tailgate (shown in pictures).

For more pictures and details (and other items for sale) see our Garage Sale website.

http://www.uniquecyprusvilla.com/joomla/en/garage-sale

For more details or to arrange an inspection (the vehicle is in Pafos) please call 99854712.

And what is the first response I get...? ::)

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What do you mean by "has been regularly serviced by a British mechanic."
This is really offensive and racist.

Oh do fuck off!  cussing:
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #134 on: May 11, 2015, 04:51:34 PM »
Put "Greek" in and see the price plummet  noooo: noooo:
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