Working with Mongs...

[apc2010]

Is it tits & tats....? 

Turn up in whatever costume you like. 

 

[Steve]

you could lend him a pumpkin one

[apc2010]

An e-mail comes in......will you still be available for work this season....????

I hope so...you have given me 10 bookings already.....

Oh have we.....??

Yes I have confirmed them.......

.........oh so you have ..how professional...

 

[apc2010]

Just got a call now for a booking ...(bit late... ) ....all sorted....booked...
then asked "you do do pyrotechnics don't you ?"

Wot ..

pyrotechnics...

you mean fireworks ?????

Do I?????

yes...

It's wot it says on the e-mail...

NO.......

[Barman]

Just got a call now for a booking ...(bit late... ) ....all sorted....booked...
then asked "you do do pyrotechnics don't you ?"

Wot ..

pyrotechnics...

you mean fireworks ?????

Do I?????

yes...

It's wot it says on the e-mail...

NO.......

Call Nick! 

[apc2010]

Just got a call now for a booking ...(bit late... ) ....all sorted....booked...
then asked "you do do pyrotechnics don't you ?"

Wot ..

pyrotechnics...

you mean fireworks ?????

Do I?????

yes...

It's wot it says on the e-mail...

NO.......

Call Nick! 

 

I work with enough mongs.....

[apc2010]

Just got a call now for a booking ...(bit late... ) ....all sorted....booked...
then asked "you do do pyrotechnics don't you ?"

Wot ..

pyrotechnics...

you mean fireworks ?????

Do I?????

yes...

It's wot it says on the e-mail...

NO.......

Call Nick! 

 

I work with enough mongs.....

Turns out I think he means disco lights/lazers........

Which we have ...but at the venue booked for ..would be like an ashtray on a motorbike....

[apc2010]

Just got a call now for a booking ...(bit late... ) ....all sorted....booked...
then asked "you do do pyrotechnics don't you ?"

Wot ..

pyrotechnics...

you mean fireworks ?????

Do I?????

yes...

It's wot it says on the e-mail...

NO.......

Call Nick! 

 

I work with enough mongs.....

Turns out I think he means disco lights/lazers........

Which we have ...but at the venue booked for ..would be like an ashtray on a motorbike....

I take it all back......another booking this morning.........

[Barman]

Just got a call now for a booking ...(bit late... ) ....all sorted....booked...
then asked "you do do pyrotechnics don't you ?"

Wot ..

pyrotechnics...

you mean fireworks ?????

Do I?????

yes...

It's wot it says on the e-mail...

NO.......

Call Nick! 

 

I work with enough mongs.....

Turns out I think he means disco lights/lazers........

Which we have ...but at the venue booked for ..would be like an ashtray on a motorbike....

I take it all back......another booking this morning.........

 

[Baldy]

Just got a call now for a booking ...(bit late... ) ....all sorted....booked...
then asked "you do do pyrotechnics don't you ?"

Wot ..

pyrotechnics...

you mean fireworks ?????

Do I?????

yes...

It's wot it says on the e-mail...

NO.......

Call Nick! 

 

I work with enough mongs.....

Turns out I think he means disco lights/lazers........

Which we have ...but at the venue booked for ..would be like an ashtray on a motorbike....

I take it all back......another booking this morning.........

 

 

[apc2010]

Phoned the international company today questioning why my bookings were down yet every other company is up.....?

"it's because of xyz hotel has most of the weddings"  (true)

so how does that affect me?

"because they only use their own DJ"

well that is strange coz I am booked there already 12 dates for 3 different companies..

"                                                .......really..."

Yes ..why would I lie....

"but we are a massive company , why are we not allowed ?"

   I don't know ..

"Can I use your name to say you are allowed in ?"

No...you are the massive international company.....


update on Monday......

[apc2010]

Phoned the international company today questioning why my bookings were down yet every other company is up.....?

"it's because of xyz hotel has most of the weddings"  (true)

so how does that affect me?

"because they only use their own DJ"

well that is strange coz I am booked there already 12 dates for 3 different companies..

"                                                .......really..."

Yes ..why would I lie....

"but we are a massive company , why are we not allowed ?"

   I don't know ..

"Can I use your name to say you are allowed in ?"

No...you are the massive international company.....


update on Monday......

This is obviously bothering her .... she always finishes at 5pm ....she calls back now....

"Are you allowed in abc hotel?".....

Yes...

"Are you allowed in def hotel ?"

Yes ..

This continues ....to about p.....

I suggest it maybe quicker to ask where I can't do....


I may have ruined her weekend........

[Barman]

Phoned the international company today questioning why my bookings were down yet every other company is up.....?

"it's because of xyz hotel has most of the weddings"  (true)

so how does that affect me?

"because they only use their own DJ"

well that is strange coz I am booked there already 12 dates for 3 different companies..

"                                                .......really..."

Yes ..why would I lie....

"but we are a massive company , why are we not allowed ?"

   I don't know ..

"Can I use your name to say you are allowed in ?"

No...you are the massive international company.....


update on Monday......

This is obviously bothering her .... she always finishes at 5pm ....she calls back now....

"Are you allowed in abc hotel?".....

Yes...

"Are you allowed in def hotel ?"

Yes ..

This continues ....to about p.....

I suggest it maybe quicker to ask where I can't do....


I may have ruined her weekend........

 

[Steve]

Phoned the international company today questioning why my bookings were down yet every other company is up.....?

"it's because of xyz hotel has most of the weddings"  (true)

so how does that affect me?

"because they only use their own DJ"

well that is strange coz I am booked there already 12 dates for 3 different companies..

"                                                .......really..."

Yes ..why would I lie....

"but we are a massive company , why are we not allowed ?"

   I don't know ..

"Can I use your name to say you are allowed in ?"

No...you are the massive international company.....


update on Monday......

This is obviously bothering her .... she always finishes at 5pm ....she calls back now....

"Are you allowed in abc hotel?".....

Yes...

"Are you allowed in def hotel ?"

Yes ..

This continues ....to about p.....

I suggest it maybe quicker to ask where I can't do....


I may have ruined her weekend........

 

this could go two ways you say

[apc2010]

Phoned the international company today questioning why my bookings were down yet every other company is up.....?

"it's because of xyz hotel has most of the weddings"  (true)

so how does that affect me?

"because they only use their own DJ"

well that is strange coz I am booked there already 12 dates for 3 different companies..

"                                                .......really..."

Yes ..why would I lie....

"but we are a massive company , why are we not allowed ?"

   I don't know ..

"Can I use your name to say you are allowed in ?"

No...you are the massive international company.....


update on Monday......

This is obviously bothering her .... she always finishes at 5pm ....she calls back now....

"Are you allowed in abc hotel?".....

Yes...

"Are you allowed in def hotel ?"

Yes ..

This continues ....to about p.....

I suggest it maybe quicker to ask where I can't do....


I may have ruined her weekend........

 

this could go two ways you say

I am contracted to them for another 2 years ...so in theory a win..win....