As requested (Steve) the Cyprus judges hereby submit BM's card
1) Losing touch with everyday technology such as tablets and TVs -
not guilty, have to say he is 'techno man'2) Finding you have no idea what ‘young people’ are talking about -
unless they are young female totty, of course3) Feeling stiff -
it's his kness, connected to his shins, that give him the worst problem4) Needing an afternoon nap -
lots of them5) Groaning when you bend down -
Yep6) Not remembering the name of any modern bands -
again unless they are young female totty7) Talking a lot about your joints/ailments -
amend to COMPLAIN then a yep8 ) Hating noisy pubs -
can't stand Dave live on keyboards, guess that counts!9) Getting more hairy -– ears, eyebrows, nose, face -
LL sorts these out for him on the monthly buzz cut10) Thinking policemen/teachers/doctors look really young -
Yep11) Preferring a night in with a board game than a night on the town -
Twister perhaps with the aforementioned young female totty, in his dreams of course 12) You don’t know any songs in the top ten -
Back to the YFHT13) Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style -
trusses have always been in fashion, haven't they?14) Taking a flask of tea on a day out -
no need Miss A brings along her big jugs 15) Obsessive gardening or bird feeding -
only when LL shouts16) Thinking there is nothing wrong with wearing an anorak -
17) Forgetting people’s names -
at the start and at the end of most meetings18) Booking on to a cruise -
not yet19) Misplacing your glasses/bag/car keys etc -
and then stepping on said lost glasses at the point he finds them 20) Complaining about the rubbish on television these days -
yep, why do you think he has the pub 21) Gasping for a cup of tea -
last blood test results just said 'Tetleys' 22) Getting bed socks for Christmas and being very grateful -
only if the YFHT had knitted them23) Taking a keen interest in The Antiques Road Show -
now this is probably never going to happen24) When you start complaining about more things -
25) Listening to the Archers -
used to26) You move from radio one to radio two -
Yep27) Joining the National Trust -
was a member before we came here28) Being told off for politically incorrect opinions -
29) Flogging the family car for something sportier -
did it and then changed back30) When you can’t lose six pounds in two days anymore -
31) You get shocked by how racy music videos are -
32) Taking a keen interest in the garden -
See answer 1533) Buying travel sweets for the car -
Nope but LL does 
34) Considering going on a ‘no children’ cruise for a holiday -
always35) When you know your alcohol limit -
not going to happen in my lifetime 36) Obsessively recycling/ knowing the collection dates -
yep if beer cans count37) Always carrying a handy pack of tissues -
has an ironed clean linen hanky every day38) Falling asleep after one glass of wine -
not going to happen in my life time unless I grind up my Zanex39) Spending more money on face creams/anti-aging products -
uses mine 40) Preferring a Sunday walk to a lie in -
dependent on the location of the aforesaid YFHT
So overall BM scores somewhere around 30/40 - he's gubbed
