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Re: 24 hour kiosks
« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2013, 05:38:44 PM »
Same shit last night ...... noooo:  was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:

Even the doctor from the Blue Cross has gone back to the UK - not enough sunburn tourists here....  noooo:

It's the chicken n egg tho.......if nothing is open who the hell is gonna come back for a holiday ..Paphos is like a ghost town shops wise, yet the hotels all still have guests...... noooo:

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Re: 24 hour kiosks
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2013, 05:42:34 PM »
He/she ain't gonna get many customers over here... well, not from the proper sun like

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It is true tho... he used to have them lined up outside his door with sunburn, dehydration and wasp stings.... €50 per time plus one or two a day for an overnight stay on a drip....

Now there are no tourists so he has left the hospital (and his family) and is practising in the UK....  noooo:
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Re: 24 hour kiosks
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2013, 05:43:19 PM »
Same shit last night ...... noooo:  was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:

Even the doctor from the Blue Cross has gone back to the UK - not enough sunburn tourists here....  noooo:

It's the chicken n egg tho.......if nothing is open who the hell is gonna come back for a holiday ..Paphos is like a ghost town shops wise, yet the hotels all still have guests...... noooo:

We need Booger to come back like....
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Re: 24 hour kiosks
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2013, 05:45:10 PM »
Same shit last night ...... noooo:  was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:

Even the doctor from the Blue Cross has gone back to the UK - not enough sunburn tourists here....  noooo:

It's the chicken n egg tho.......if nothing is open who the hell is gonna come back for a holiday ..Paphos is like a ghost town shops wise, yet the hotels all still have guests...... noooo:

We need Booger to come back like....

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Re: 24 hour kiosks
« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2013, 05:46:39 PM »
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Re: 24 hour kiosks
« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2013, 06:36:45 PM »
Same shit last night ...... noooo:  was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:

Even the doctor from the Blue Cross has gone back to the UK - not enough sunburn tourists here....  noooo:

It's the chicken n egg tho.......if nothing is open who the hell is gonna come back for a holiday ..Paphos is like a ghost town shops wise, yet the hotels all still have guests...... noooo:

We need Booger to come back like....

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Re: 24 hour kiosks
« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2013, 06:38:16 PM »
Same shit last night ...... noooo:  was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:

Even the doctor from the Blue Cross has gone back to the UK - not enough sunburn tourists here....  noooo:

It's the chicken n egg tho.......if nothing is open who the hell is gonna come back for a holiday ..Paphos is like a ghost town shops wise, yet the hotels all still have guests...... noooo:

We need Booger to come back like....

I know ..I have someone singing at her hotel tonight ......... Thumbs:

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Re: 24 hour kiosks
« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2013, 06:57:17 PM »
Same shit last night ...... noooo:  was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:

Even the doctor from the Blue Cross has gone back to the UK - not enough sunburn tourists here....  noooo:

It's the chicken n egg tho.......if nothing is open who the hell is gonna come back for a holiday ..Paphos is like a ghost town shops wise, yet the hotels all still have guests...... noooo:

We need Booger to come back like....

I know ..I have someone singing at her hotel tonight ......... Thumbs:

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Re: 24 hour kiosks
« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2013, 07:08:42 PM »
Same shit last night ...... noooo:  was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:

Even the doctor from the Blue Cross has gone back to the UK - not enough sunburn tourists here....  noooo:

It's the chicken n egg tho.......if nothing is open who the hell is gonna come back for a holiday ..Paphos is like a ghost town shops wise, yet the hotels all still have guests...... noooo:

We need Booger to come back like....

I know ..I have someone singing at her hotel tonight ......... Thumbs:

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Re: 24 hour kiosks
« Reply #39 on: December 22, 2013, 10:06:48 PM »
He/she ain't gonna get many customers over here... well, not from the proper sun like

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It is true tho... he used to have them lined up outside his door with sunburn, dehydration and wasp stings.... €50 per time plus one or two a day for an overnight stay on a drip....

Now there are no tourists so he has left the hospital (and his family) and is practising in the UK....  noooo:

My mate werked at an hotel as the night porter, that is the time when the sunburn, dehydration and general pissed upness kicks in.

He showed me the email from a very large UK/German tourist company pointing out that should they get a tourist who needs to go to horspickle "Under no circumstances send them to (the one opposite McD's, where BM went) they are a bunch of Charlatans who keep people in for extended stays and are uncapable of treating patients apart from putting Band-Aid on injurys or giving out Aspirin.....any guest staying at your hotel will not be covered if you send them to .....

I guess the chap left because the gravy train was running dry.  rubschin:

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Re: 24 hour kiosks
« Reply #40 on: December 22, 2013, 10:08:31 PM »
He/she ain't gonna get many customers over here... well, not from the proper sun like

 lol: lol: lol:

It is true tho... he used to have them lined up outside his door with sunburn, dehydration and wasp stings.... €50 per time plus one or two a day for an overnight stay on a drip....

Now there are no tourists so he has left the hospital (and his family) and is practising in the UK....  noooo:

My mate werked at an hotel as the night porter, that is the time when the sunburn, dehydration and general pissed upness kicks in.

He showed me the email from a very large UK/German tourist company pointing out that should they get a tourist who needs to go to horspickle "Under no circumstances send them to (the one opposite McD's, where BM went) they are a bunch of Charlatans who keep people in for extended stays and are uncapable of treating patients apart from putting Band-Aid on injurys or giving out Aspirin.....any guest staying at your hotel will not be covered if you send them to .....

I guess the chap left because the gravy train was running dry.  rubschin:

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Re: 24 hour kiosks
« Reply #41 on: August 15, 2014, 10:48:25 PM »
Kiosks closed again....... cussing:   it is the height of the season... noooo:

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Re: 24 hour kiosks
« Reply #42 on: August 15, 2014, 10:51:07 PM »
Opportunity for a mobile kiosk...  rubschin:
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Re: 24 hour kiosks
« Reply #43 on: January 04, 2016, 01:08:22 PM »
Went for a cavery yesterday........checked physically at the premises and on-line...served 12 till 7....went at 5 ......finished serving...... cussing: cussing:

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« Reply #44 on: January 04, 2016, 01:23:23 PM »
Went for a cavery yesterday........checked physically at the premises and on-line...served 12 till 7....went at 5 ......finished serving...... cussing: cussing:

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