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Offline boogs

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Re: Juvenile BF and GF disasters
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2013, 06:41:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 02, 2013, 06:20:20 PM
Yes  ::)

Not really got any put downs got some stories tho...  most of which I could not repeat in company....
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Re: Juvenile BF and GF disasters
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2013, 03:46:47 PM »
One chap I knew used to say 'Hello Dreamboat' every time a pretty girl walked past, if they turned round he would say 'Not you shipwreck'. How he never got punched I don't know.
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Re: Juvenile BF and GF disasters
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2013, 05:10:25 PM »
Quote from: barmisspah? on June 05, 2013, 03:46:47 PM
One chap I knew used to say 'Hello Dreamboat' every time a pretty girl walked past, if they turned round he would say 'Not you shipwreck'. How he never got punched I don't know.

He must have met Foggy at some point. noooo:
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Re: Juvenile BF and GF disasters
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2013, 05:11:56 PM »
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Re: Juvenile BF and GF disasters
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2013, 08:59:39 PM »
I was once in the late 70s sharing a flat with a woman she was very nervous... Anyhoo I was seeing a guy not local.. We were asleep one morning and the police came bursting in to the bedroom dragged him out of bed asked me if I was ok... They arrested him and took him for questioning ... scared2:

Turned out this woman was having a breakdown and got it into her head that the guy was The Yorkshire Ripper, who they were looking for at the time, and he had murdered me in the night...  eeek:

She was sectioned. He was realised after 8hrs they did a full number on him.  I never saw him again...  noooo:
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Re: Juvenile BF and GF disasters
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2013, 09:02:23 PM »
 eeek:

We have a new top BF/GF story
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Re: Juvenile BF and GF disasters
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2013, 09:55:29 PM »
Quote from: boogs on June 05, 2013, 08:59:39 PM
I was once in the late 70s sharing a flat with a woman she was very nervous... Anyhoo I was seeing a guy not local.. We were asleep one morning and the police came bursting in to the bedroom dragged him out of bed asked me if I was ok... They arrested him and took him for questioning ... scared2:

Turned out this woman was having a breakdown and got it into her head that the guy was The Yorkshire Ripper, who they were looking for at the time, and he had murdered me in the night...  eeek:

She was sectioned. He was realised after 8hrs they did a full number on him.  I never saw him again...  noooo:

I seem to remember that Mr Sutcliffe did get taken in for questioning on a number of occasions before they finally caught him. What exactly was your job at the time?  rubschin:
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Re: Juvenile BF and GF disasters
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2013, 10:13:29 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 05, 2013, 09:55:29 PM
Quote from: boogs on June 05, 2013, 08:59:39 PM
I was once in the late 70s sharing a flat with a woman she was very nervous... Anyhoo I was seeing a guy not local.. We were asleep one morning and the police came bursting in to the bedroom dragged him out of bed asked me if I was ok... They arrested him and took him for questioning ... scared2:

Turned out this woman was having a breakdown and got it into her head that the guy was The Yorkshire Ripper, who they were looking for at the time, and he had murdered me in the night...  eeek:

She was sectioned. He was realised after 8hrs they did a full number on him.  I never saw him again...  noooo:

I seem to remember that Mr Sutcliffe did get taken in for questioning on a number of occasions before they finally caught him. What exactly was your job at the time?  rubschin:

I was a barmaid  ;)... He was from Essex.... Never been to Yorkshire...  noooo:
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Re: Juvenile BF and GF disasters
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2013, 05:41:32 AM »
Quote from: Steve on June 05, 2013, 09:02:23 PM
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We have a new top BF/GF story

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Re: Juvenile BF and GF disasters
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2013, 06:35:25 AM »
Quote from: boogs on June 05, 2013, 08:59:39 PM
I was once in the late 70s sharing a flat with a woman she was very nervous... Anyhoo I was seeing a guy not local.. We were asleep one morning and the police came bursting in to the bedroom dragged him out of bed asked me if I was ok... They arrested him and took him for questioning ... scared2:

Turned out this woman was having a breakdown and got it into her head that the guy was The Yorkshire Ripper, who they were looking for at the time, and he had murdered me in the night...  eeek:

She was sectioned. He was realised after 8hrs they did a full number on him.  I never saw him again...  noooo:

I know I shouldn't, but...  happy001
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Re: Juvenile BF and GF disasters
« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2013, 08:03:30 AM »
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Re: Juvenile BF and GF disasters
« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2013, 09:06:12 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 06, 2013, 06:35:25 AM
Quote from: boogs on June 05, 2013, 08:59:39 PM
I was once in the late 70s sharing a flat with a woman she was very nervous... Anyhoo I was seeing a guy not local.. We were asleep one morning and the police came bursting in to the bedroom dragged him out of bed asked me if I was ok... They arrested him and took him for questioning ... scared2:

Turned out this woman was having a breakdown and got it into her head that the guy was The Yorkshire Ripper, who they were looking for at the time, and he had murdered me in the night...  eeek:

She was sectioned. He was realised after 8hrs they did a full number on him.  I never saw him again...  noooo:

I know I shouldn't, but...  happy001

It was one of those at the time was a nightmare but after a while.... happy001

No idea what happened to either of them...  redface:
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