Growler has invited me away for the weekend

[GROWLER]

Soz, no. 
This is gunna be a me me me me me me and bollox to everyone else weekend,  as no one really gives a flying fuck about me anymore, so why not ey, ey?

That is not true you owld grizzly some of us do give a fuck about you and you just don't want to know... I for one can't win with you....  SO DON'T talk bollox...

I'm talkin' about in the REAL werld, not the 'virtual' one you mad mare.

Don't give a turd anymore anyway, as I'm as 'appy and mad as a box o' frogs!

[Nick]

You could come to Lundun 

[Steve]

London this time of year is brill but it's still half term time in the SE so won't it be full of Weenygans

[GROWLER]

You could come to Lundun 

No chance.
It's a filthy overcrowded,over expensive, WELL over rated, unfriendly lonely shit hole...IMO.

I can hear voices in me 'ed ...'calling me'....elswhere like, all warm friendly cosy and remote.

[Nick]