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Warning Lights
« on: July 03, 2013, 08:40:36 AM »
I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated  scared2:
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Re: Warning Lights
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2013, 08:46:08 AM »
I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated  scared2:

To get there before an accident happens?  rubschin:

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Re: Warning Lights
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2013, 08:48:02 AM »
I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated  scared2:

To get there before an accident happens?  rubschin:

The light went out as soon as Nick left the car anyway.
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Re: Warning Lights
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2013, 08:49:14 AM »
I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated  scared2:

To get there before an accident happens?  rubschin:

The light went out as soon as Nick left the car anyway.

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Re: Warning Lights
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2013, 09:25:50 AM »
I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated  scared2:

To get there before an accident happens?  rubschin:

The light went out as soon as Nick left the car anyway.

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Re: Warning Lights
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2013, 09:32:14 AM »
I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated  scared2:

To get there before an accident happens?  rubschin:

The light went out as soon as Nick left the car anyway.

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Re: Warning Lights
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2013, 10:05:41 AM »
I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated  scared2:

To get there before an accident happens?  rubschin:

The light went out as soon as Nick left the car anyway.

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