All this remind me of the time in 1979 when I found myself in a fully air conditioned luxury American Airstream trailer in the Saudi desert - 500 miles from anywhere at all!

I read "Watership Down" there! Not because I wanted to, but it was the first (and only) bit of English prose I had come across in a long and very boring posting, it turned out to be a half-decent book! - Or was I easily satisfied then?