There may be trouble ahead...

[apc2010]

St Peter decides he wants a new coat of paint on the Pearly Gates. He asks an Albanian for a quote. The man says €600: €300 for the materials and €300 for my labour.

He gets a second quote from a German who says €900: €300 for the materials, €300 for my labour and €300 for the tax I have to pay on it.

He then asks a Greek, who says €3,000.

"Why so much?" St Peter asks in horror.

The Greek replies, "Listen, pal, there's €1,000 for you, €1,000 for me, €300 for the materials, €300 to get the Germans to look the other way, and €400 to hire an Albanian to do the work".

[apc2010]

One of the bars I work with is getting ready for the season ,they cannot get stock or pay the builders .....   and the geezer is seriously loaded ......or was ..........

(for BM the one with all the flash motors )

[apc2010]

A PUB in the popular Protaras area in Famagusta was burnt down in the early hours yesterday, damaging an adjacent building that happened to be empty at the time, police said.
Two shops that were next to the pub were also burnt, with the damage calculated to thousands of euros, Famagusta police spokesman George Economou said.
The pub itself was insured

so it starts..........

[Barman]

A PUB in the popular Protaras area in Famagusta was burnt down in the early hours yesterday, damaging an adjacent building that happened to be empty at the time, police said.
Two shops that were next to the pub were also burnt, with the damage calculated to thousands of euros, Famagusta police spokesman George Economou said.
The pub itself was insured

so it starts..........

Insurance companies are really going to suffer.... 

[apc2010]

A PUB in the popular Protaras area in Famagusta was burnt down in the early hours yesterday, damaging an adjacent building that happened to be empty at the time, police said.
Two shops that were next to the pub were also burnt, with the damage calculated to thousands of euros, Famagusta police spokesman George Economou said.
The pub itself was insured

so it starts..........

Insurance companies are really going to suffer.... 

Bar street will be like bonfire night soon.........when I go down will take some spuds wrapped in foil.......

[Barman]

A PUB in the popular Protaras area in Famagusta was burnt down in the early hours yesterday, damaging an adjacent building that happened to be empty at the time, police said.
Two shops that were next to the pub were also burnt, with the damage calculated to thousands of euros, Famagusta police spokesman George Economou said.
The pub itself was insured

so it starts..........

Insurance companies are really going to suffer.... 

Bar street will be like bonfire night soon.........when I go down will take some spuds wrapped in foil.......

[Steve]

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Beans and cheese fillings?

[Barman]

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Beans and cheese fillings?

Chilli...

[apc2010]

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Beans and cheese fillings?

Chilli...

Quorn chilli........

[Barman]

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Beans and cheese fillings?

Chilli...

Quorn chilli........

 

[apc2010]

If this turns out to be true the shit will really hit the fan........

http://rt.com/news/cyprus-president-money-withdraw-129/?

[Steve]

Would you bet that it isn't?  I wouldn't

[Grumpmeister]

If this turns out to be true the shit will really hit the fan........

http://rt.com/news/cyprus-president-money-withdraw-129/?

If both stories are true, combined with this I reckon there will be a lynch mob.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2297383/Cyprus-bailout-President-Nikos-Anastasiades-warned-friends-money-abroad.html

[apc2010]

Written statement by the President of the Republic, Mr Nicos Anastasiades
02/04/2013



It is with sadness that I accepted today the resignation of the Minister of Finance, Mr Michalis Sarris. I want to thank Mr Sarris for his valuable services during the course of the difficult negotiations with the Troika. The negotiations were concluded today with significant successes regarding the aims that were pursued.

[Barman]

Written statement by the President of the Republic, Mr Nicos Anastasiades
02/04/2013



It is with sadness that I accepted today the resignation of the Minister of Finance, Mr Michalis Sarris. I want to thank Mr Sarris for his valuable services during the course of the difficult negotiations with the Troika. The negotiations were concluded today with significant successes regarding the aims that were pursued.

Hang them both...