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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #495 on: April 12, 2013, 05:48:32 PM »
Can we have synopsis?

They/we are fecked........... :thumbsup:

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #496 on: April 12, 2013, 06:09:42 PM »
Can we have synopsis?

They/we are fecked........... :thumbsup:

^^^ wot he said ^^^
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #497 on: April 12, 2013, 06:22:46 PM »
On a serious note all the fucking ex-pats (exc smugger) here think it is some kind of joke coz they have no mortages and a pensioin ....but for the people who work it is seriuosly fucked ............if you get your wages paiid in a cheque ( yes I know ) but most do ,............you cannot cash it ...........so the roll on ....... cussing:







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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #498 on: April 12, 2013, 06:43:31 PM »
Just rob the Attorney General's son.  His dad would let you off too surely
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #499 on: April 13, 2013, 04:13:08 PM »
Can we have synopsis?

Cystitis is more likely.
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #500 on: April 13, 2013, 05:33:52 PM »
You are all fvcked  noooo:

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Just how does Cyprus work?  As an outsider it just seem that to get to be a high ranking bank or gubberment official all you need is to have a Greek name, an ability to do dodgy deals and an IQ less than your height in inches

Ezackly!

To become a teacher, you put your name down when you leave school...

You can then spend the rest of your life cleaning drains or running a bar but when your name gets to the top of the list - HEY PRESTO! - you are a teacher....  noooo:

When we owned a pub years ago I phoned the regular delivery guy and he answered the phone to inform me that even though he brought our booze the previous day, he was now a policeman. Again, put your name down, sit an exam and hey presto, you get a gun and a badge.

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #501 on: April 13, 2013, 05:44:51 PM »
Foggy gets a new job  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
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« Reply #503 on: April 13, 2013, 05:56:57 PM »
A gun, you say?  rubschin:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #504 on: April 13, 2013, 10:36:32 PM »
. . .
When we owned a pub years ago I phoned the regular delivery guy and he answered the phone to inform me that even though he brought our booze the previous day, he was now a policeman. Again, put your name down, sit an exam and hey presto, you get a gun and a badge.

And presumably to be Attorney General all you have to do is clip a €10 note to the application form.



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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #505 on: April 14, 2013, 06:00:40 AM »
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When we owned a pub years ago I phoned the regular delivery guy and he answered the phone to inform me that even though he brought our booze the previous day, he was now a policeman. Again, put your name down, sit an exam and hey presto, you get a gun and a badge.

And presumably to be Attorney General all you have to do is clip a €10 note to the application form.

I think it is a €50 note....  lol:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #506 on: April 14, 2013, 10:21:55 AM »
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Don't think I want the job though, would have to spend all day letting off collapso drivers. 

What's the penalty for that in Cyprus, over here it's almost worse than murder

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #507 on: April 14, 2013, 10:30:07 AM »
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Don't think I want the job though, would have to spend all day letting off collapso drivers. 

What's the penalty for that in Cyprus, over here it's almost worse than murder

A fine ............

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #508 on: April 14, 2013, 10:41:27 AM »
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Don't think I want the job though, would have to spend all day letting off collapso drivers. 

What's the penalty for that in Cyprus, over here it's almost worse than murder

A fine ............
Oh FFS

I guess it's home to you but looking from here seems well dodgy
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #509 on: April 14, 2013, 10:01:36 PM »
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Don't think I want the job though, would have to spend all day letting off collapso drivers. 

What's the penalty for that in Cyprus, over here it's almost worse than murder

A fine ............

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