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Offline Just One More

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #270 on: March 22, 2013, 06:29:52 PM »

I bet De La Rue are printing over the weekend 

Is that the transvestite money people?


Nope  ~ That's the printers near Watership Down.  whistle:

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #271 on: March 22, 2013, 06:30:19 PM »
I'm hearing... a 20 - 25% haircut on accounts with more than €100,000

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #272 on: March 22, 2013, 06:32:18 PM »
I'm hearing... a 20 - 25% haircut on accounts with more than €100,000

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any haircut ...you are safe ....... whistle:

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #273 on: March 22, 2013, 06:32:51 PM »
I'm hearing... a 20 - 25% haircut on accounts with more than €100,000

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Me too!  cloud9:

What a clusterfuck it will be tho....  noooo:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #274 on: March 22, 2013, 06:35:13 PM »
I'm hearing... a 20 - 25% haircut on accounts with more than €100,000

I'm safe.  Thumbs:

Me too!  cloud9:

What a clusterfuck it will be tho....  noooo:

 noooo: You better get some eels & vodka in to keep your neighbours happy.  Thumbs:

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #275 on: March 22, 2013, 06:39:19 PM »
I'm hearing... a 20 - 25% haircut on accounts with more than €100,000

I'm safe.  Thumbs:

Me too!  cloud9:

What a clusterfuck it will be tho....  noooo:

 noooo: You better get some eels & vodka in to keep your neighbours happy.  Thumbs:

And a hovercraft!  Thumbs:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #276 on: March 22, 2013, 06:40:25 PM »
I'm hearing... a 20 - 25% haircut on accounts with more than €100,000

I'm safe.  Thumbs:

Me too!  cloud9:

What a clusterfuck it will be tho....  noooo:

 noooo: You better get some eels & vodka in to keep your neighbours happy.  Thumbs:

And a hovercraft!  Thumbs:

Boogs........ :thumbsup:

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #277 on: March 22, 2013, 06:41:35 PM »
I'm hearing... a 20 - 25% haircut on accounts with more than €100,000

I'm safe.  Thumbs:

Me too!  cloud9:

What a clusterfuck it will be tho....  noooo:

 noooo: You better get some eels & vodka in to keep your neighbours happy.  Thumbs:

And a hovercraft!  Thumbs:

Boogs........ :thumbsup:

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #278 on: March 22, 2013, 06:47:03 PM »
Famagusta Gazzette today (22/03)

Petrol stations in Cyprus are in danger of closing since owners do not have cash to refill their reserves.

Chairman of the Petrol Owners Association, Stephanos Stephanou told CNA that the situation has worsened since yesterday with gas stations accepting only cash, while people are running out of cash.
He clarified that Cyprus has enough fuel reserves but the owners of stations are running out of money to obtain more fuel.

He urged the people to use cash while fuelling up at the pump.
Stephanou said some stations take credit cards but from tomorrow, no station will be accepting credit cards

 noooo:

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #279 on: March 22, 2013, 06:49:39 PM »
Famagusta Gazzette today (22/03)

Petrol stations in Cyprus are in danger of closing since owners do not have cash to refill their reserves.

Chairman of the Petrol Owners Association, Stephanos Stephanou told CNA that the situation has worsened since yesterday with gas stations accepting only cash, while people are running out of cash.
He clarified that Cyprus has enough fuel reserves but the owners of stations are running out of money to obtain more fuel.

He urged the people to use cash while fuelling up at the pump.
Stephanou said some stations take credit cards but from tomorrow, no station will be accepting credit cards

 noooo:

And how much fuel does the electricity company have...?  scared2:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #280 on: March 22, 2013, 06:51:28 PM »
Famagusta Gazzette today (22/03)

Petrol stations in Cyprus are in danger of closing since owners do not have cash to refill their reserves.

Chairman of the Petrol Owners Association, Stephanos Stephanou told CNA that the situation has worsened since yesterday with gas stations accepting only cash, while people are running out of cash.
He clarified that Cyprus has enough fuel reserves but the owners of stations are running out of money to obtain more fuel.

He urged the people to use cash while fuelling up at the pump.
Stephanou said some stations take credit cards but from tomorrow, no station will be accepting credit cards

 noooo:

And how much fuel does the electricity company have...?  scared2:

If they fail an agreement ....they reckon leccy cuts straight away..... noooo:

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #281 on: March 22, 2013, 07:00:02 PM »
Famagusta Gazzette today (22/03)

Petrol stations in Cyprus are in danger of closing since owners do not have cash to refill their reserves.

Chairman of the Petrol Owners Association, Stephanos Stephanou told CNA that the situation has worsened since yesterday with gas stations accepting only cash, while people are running out of cash.
He clarified that Cyprus has enough fuel reserves but the owners of stations are running out of money to obtain more fuel.

He urged the people to use cash while fuelling up at the pump.
Stephanou said some stations take credit cards but from tomorrow, no station will be accepting credit cards

 noooo:

And how much fuel does the electricity company have...?  scared2:

If they fail an agreement ....they reckon leccy cuts straight away..... noooo:

I thought it had gone this arvo....  redface:

I wasn't sure if I should spark up the generator or go to bed... bed won...  redface:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #282 on: March 22, 2013, 09:28:46 PM »
Cyprus' president, Nicos Anastasiades, will travel to Brussels on Saturday to present the plan to the country's prospective creditors, its fellow eurozone countries and the International Monetary Fund. There has been no indication yet that they will accept it.


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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #283 on: March 22, 2013, 09:50:45 PM »
The latest Aniseedballs planas reported by the Beeb  seems to be

 - she'll be right
 - gizza some munny
 - we'll raise loads of munny by selling thin air to gullible foreigners
 - no one will ask any questions
 - have some more Izal Retsina
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #284 on: March 22, 2013, 09:52:48 PM »
The latest Aniseedballs planas reported by the Beeb  seems to be

 - she'll be right
 - gizza some munny
 - we'll raise loads of munny by selling thin air to gullible foreigners
 - no one will ask any questions
 - have some more Izal Retsina

Written on the back of his fag packet ....in case he forgets........ noooo: