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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1035 on: August 27, 2014, 11:54:09 AM »
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1037 on: August 27, 2014, 11:58:50 AM »
Another couple I've known for years are leaving in the new year,,,...... noooo:

Have you tried deodorant like....?  whistle:

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Wait a minute I introduced you to my mate ....then he left the Island 5 months later........ evil:

The poor bugger could probably handle either you or Baldymort but not both at the same time.  noooo:

At least he got to off-load that dodgy transit he had.............. whistle:

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I am werking on making it lighter.....  whistle:

Scrapping all the non working parts you say.....  rubschin:


That will leave the windscreen wiper blades.  whistle:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1038 on: August 27, 2014, 12:33:04 PM »
Another couple I've known for years are leaving in the new year,,,...... noooo:

Have you tried deodorant like....?  whistle:

 evil:


Wait a minute I introduced you to my mate ....then he left the Island 5 months later........ evil:

The poor bugger could probably handle either you or Baldymort but not both at the same time.  noooo:

At least he got to off-load that dodgy transit he had.............. whistle:

 evil:

I am werking on making it lighter.....  whistle:

Scrapping all the non working parts you say.....  rubschin:


That will leave the windscreen wiper blades.  whistle:

I haven't tried those....  rubschin:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1039 on: August 27, 2014, 01:28:01 PM »
This is starting to sound more and more like Apey's wooden car joke  noooo:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1040 on: August 27, 2014, 01:31:55 PM »
This is starting to sound more and more like Apey's wooden car joke  noooo:

It was my wooden car joke!  cussing:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1041 on: August 27, 2014, 02:05:22 PM »
This is starting to sound more and more like Apey's wooden car joke  noooo:

It was my wooden car joke!  cussing:

As in 'I wooden touch it with a bargepole'?
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1042 on: August 27, 2014, 02:09:09 PM »
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1044 on: August 27, 2014, 02:16:11 PM »
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1045 on: August 27, 2014, 06:52:59 PM »
Is BM going to repeat that wheeze when they boosted a Transit with much of the workings from a Benetton F1 car.  Saw it once at Brands - it didn't half move



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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1046 on: August 28, 2014, 05:30:52 AM »
Is BM going to repeat that wheeze when they boosted a Transit with much of the workings from a Benetton F1 car.  Saw it once at Brands - it didn't half move



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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1047 on: August 28, 2014, 02:24:34 PM »
 Something tells me you would be buggered at the start of the race when the instruction "Gentlemen start your engines" is called.  rubschin:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1048 on: August 28, 2014, 02:38:27 PM »
Something tells me you would be buggered at the start of the race when the instruction "Gentlemen start your engines" is called.  rubschin:

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1049 on: August 28, 2014, 03:05:52 PM »
This is the commons....... cussing: