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Offline Pastis

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Do you lock the door?
« on: February 20, 2013, 05:08:09 PM »
It's hard to escape the news emanating from the trial, oh sorry 'bail hearing' of Oscar P.  The details coming out are weirdly fascinating ...  rubschin:

Would you lock the door to the bathroom if you got up in the middle of the night for a pee? After all, there's only you and your beloved at home and he's fast asleep in bed ...  rubschin:

I don't even have a lock on the bathroom door; do you? would you?  I can understand in a family situation, privacy issues etc, but ...  rubschin:
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Re: Do you lock the door?
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2013, 05:49:52 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 20, 2013, 05:08:09 PM
It's hard to escape the news emanating from the trial, oh sorry 'bail hearing' of Oscar P.  The details coming out are weirdly fascinating ...  rubschin:

Would you lock the door to the bathroom if you got up in the middle of the night for a pee? After all, there's only you and your beloved at home and he's fast asleep in bed ...  rubschin:

I don't even have a lock on the bathroom door; do you? would you?  I can understand in a family situation, privacy issues etc, but ...  rubschin:

Are you a gayer?  eeek:
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Re: Do you lock the door?
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2013, 05:56:51 PM »
Always lock the door but then I have children and a dog...... any of which can appear when I am in the bathroom.  evil:
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Re: Do you lock the door?
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2013, 06:08:07 PM »
Never lock the door. In fact you're lucky if I close it !
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Re: Do you lock the door?
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2013, 06:08:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 20, 2013, 05:49:52 PM
Quote from: Pastis on February 20, 2013, 05:08:09 PM
It's hard to escape the news emanating from the trial, oh sorry 'bail hearing' of Oscar P.  The details coming out are weirdly fascinating ...  rubschin:

Would you lock the door to the bathroom if you got up in the middle of the night for a pee? After all, there's only you and your beloved at home and he's fast asleep in bed ...  rubschin:

I don't even have a lock on the bathroom door; do you? would you?  I can understand in a family situation, privacy issues etc, but ...  rubschin:

Are you a gayer?  eeek:

 doh:

But, if I were don't worry, you'd be the last person to blip on my gaydar  lol:   
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Re: Do you lock the door?
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2013, 06:12:49 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 20, 2013, 06:08:07 PM
Never lock the door. In fact you're lucky if I close it !

BedCam confirms that  whistle:
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Re: Do you lock the door?
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2013, 06:25:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 20, 2013, 06:12:49 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 20, 2013, 06:08:07 PM
Never lock the door. In fact you're lucky if I close it !

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Re: Do you lock the door?
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2013, 06:57:27 PM »
No lock on the shit 'ouse door, as i had to smash it open many many many years ago when G Jnr was  a baby bear cub after he locked himself in. ::)
One of those 'tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow jobs. lol:
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Re: Do you lock the door?
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2013, 07:43:24 PM »
No lock on the lav here.  noooo:
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Re: Do you lock the door?
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2013, 08:04:19 PM »
No lock on the downstairs one, lock on the upstairs one  :thumbsup:
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Re: Do you lock the door?
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2013, 08:12:31 PM »
You REALLY can't beat a bloody good steaming heaving dump in the lock free woods btw, 'specially if you can find a friendly obliging furry warm rabbit too. cloud9:



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Re: Do you lock the door?
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2013, 08:35:48 PM »
Mr Thread?  noooo:
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Re: Do you lock the door?
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2013, 08:49:11 PM »
There are locks, but the keys were lost some time before the Coronation..
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Re: Do you lock the door?
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2013, 09:04:07 PM »
There are locks here and they work but prolly only the little uns use em.
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Re: Do you lock the door?
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2013, 09:09:27 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 20, 2013, 08:49:11 PM
The spare keys were lost some time before the Coronation..

 rubschin: ...Sounds familiar...Have I ever interviewed you about the theft of a combine harvester...
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