I blame Miss D 
Well she did start it granted, but she didn't ask that tin 'ed'd rodent to start calling me THE names what ONLY YOU are allowed to do.
Who wrote those rules? 
Nick 'n' I did, that's who.

It's a personal thing.
He calls me a furry oaf, and I call him

mmmm

mmmm, well all sorts of complimenatry things like, BUT only him and I are allowed to do that and call each other
our favourite pet names

Next?