Hells teeth! NICK'S TWIN!!!

[GROWLER]

Just been to a cussy's 'ouse what a main stealer sent me to to fix this blokes new car like, (NOT a Sierra)and when he opened the door  it was another NICK!

That's where the similarities ended however, as he was smartly dressed but casual, had socks on, tidy beard, not particualry gingey, pleasant to talk to, beautiful tidy house with werking c/h   (didn't test the shower ) ...and made me a nice cup of coffee that didn't require a knife and fork.
 Was very grateful and complimentary on me werkmanship and didn't swear or rant at me even once.

I didn't have the usual overwhelming desire to punch his face in either. Most odd.

Obviously not related then.

[Miss Demeanour]

Still ....a near death scarey experience for you 

[Darwins Selection]

His Dad must have had a big milk round.

[GROWLER]

Still ....a near death scarey experience for you 

The sight initially, yes, but he was absolutely charming. Something that my mind struggled to cope with whilst looking him in the face talking to him initially.
It was almost akin to an out of body type experience tbh, oh, and he didn't cal me a "great furry oaf" either!

[Miss Demeanour]

Maybe it's the siamese twin that had all the good DNA in it ?

[GROWLER]

Maybe it's the siamese twin that had all the good DNA in it ?

Well it was most odd whatever.

We all see sheeples sometimes that look like someone you know, but this guy was actually the spittin' image. Uncanny it was.

If only Nick could be so charming, polite, pleasant, patient, tidy, resonably dressed and trimmed that ginger scruffy friggin' food laden fungus on his face, oh if only.

[Darwins Selection]

Maybe it's the siamese twin that had all the good DNA in it ?

Well it was most odd whatever.

We all see sheeples sometimes that look like someone you know, but this guy was actually the spittin' image. Uncanny it was.

If only Nick could be so charming, polite, pleasant, patient, tidy, resonably dressed and trimmed that ginger scruffy friggin' food laden fungus on his face, oh if only.

[GROWLER]

Maybe it's the siamese twin that had all the good DNA in it ?

Well it was most odd whatever.

We all see sheeples sometimes that look like someone you know, but this guy was actually the spittin' image. Uncanny it was.

If only Nick could be so charming, polite, pleasant, patient, tidy, resonably dressed and trimmed that ginger scruffy friggin' food laden fungus on his face, oh if only.

 +1. I know. You've already suggested it.

I werked for them doing that job back in the late 60's early 70's too!
Probably one of the bestst nicest jobs I've ever had tbh.

Remember the  different coloured plassy COey tallies what you bought from the shop like?

[Barman]

Where is the ginger shambles anyway...?

[Miss Demeanour]

He's probably locked out somewhere 

[Barman]

He's probably locked out somewhere 

Or in - the handle has prolly come off the toilet door or summat.... 

[GROWLER]

Or his 'puter will be 'snowed in'.

[Miss Demeanour]

He's broken a limb and can't call for assistance . Or broken another gorgeous wumman's heart by not offering her his body 

[GROWLER]

He's broken a limb and can't call for assistance . Or broken another gorgeous wumman's heart by not offering her his body 

Prolly got his willy out and forgot to take the warmer off first!

[Miss Demeanour]

Or a blackbird pecked it off