The knob off crimbo thread

[GROWLER]

Post yer pissedooffednusswithallthisutterlyoverelyxcitedshite observations in 'ere.  

if I hear just ONE more 'kin 'seasonal song'  on the bastard radio, it'll be loudspeakering itself on another bastard planet.

[GROWLER]

Suppiose I'm going to have to go out and get sneezed and coughed all over by the great overly excited pushing shoving greedy nasty unwashed tomorrow, and buy a few more bits of last minute and probably unappreciated 'traditional' tat and shite.

[GROWLER]

Chicken for dinner I said 'cus I'm sick of paying obscene money for a poor bastard terkeee.

Over ruled 3/1...as usual.

Cock off then and buy it yerself was my quick retort.

Bought meself a 'The Asda' Smart Price chicky for one.

[GROWLER]

Being imprisoned here in G Towers for a whole day, cus apparently.....it's traditional and the right thing to do to spend precious time with your family...alledgedly, so I've been TOLD.

How come I spend the other 364 days out of 365 generally on me own 'ere then ey?

[Darwins Selection]

 

[GROWLER]

Wrapping tat and shite up in obscenly priced 'seasonal' wrapping paper.

As John Bishop sez, geezers class wrapping prezzies as being wrapped up by moving them from one plassy bag to another.

[GROWLER]

 

You can sod off too, ho bloody bastard 'kin HO!

Haven't you gorra mountain of turnips to be peeling or summat, or is that menial task passed down to the servants there at Darwin Castle?

[Darwins Selection]

 

You can sod off too, ho bloody bastard 'kin HO!

Haven't you gorra mountain of turnips to be peeling or summat, or is that menial task passed down to the servants there at Darwin Castle?

Never handle vegetables, look what happened to Mr Savile. 

[GROWLER]

Advent piggin' calenders.
WTF is THAT/THEY all about then ey?

Absolute load of bollox.

[Uncle Mort]

This is a disappointment. From the title I thought you were planning on having a sex-change operation 

[Darwins Selection]

Advent piggin' calenders.
WTF is THAT/THEY all about then ey?

Absolute load of bollox.

They are all Mayan and stop dead on 24th December. 

[Darwins Selection]

This is a disappointment. From the title I thought you were planning on having a sex-change operation 

Or butter on the seasonal cake. 

[GROWLER]

This is a disappointment. From the title I thought you were planning on having a sex-change operation 

May as well have with the total lack of activity in the underpants dept this last few years.

[GROWLER]

Well you's lot be all ho ho bloody jolly then if that's what floats yer boat.

I'm going to be exceeeeeeeeedingly 'appy being the miserable owld bad tempered grumpy bastard that I am what makes me SSSSSSO joyous.

[Miss Demeanour]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41bbtdqtRhs