The knob off crimbo thread

[Uncle Mort]

This is a disappointment. From the title I thought you were planning on having a sex-change operation 

May as well have with the total lack of activity in the underpants dept this last few years.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

ASDA dropped off a 'home delivery' here last Friday.  I have only just got around to checking the substituted wine on their web site. The wine that they have substituted is nothing like the wine I ordered.

I then phoned their customer care line and sat listening to offensive music and a tinny recorded message for 25 minutes.

I now have a £60 refund, 6 bottles of wine to do with as I will and the wind has been completely knocked out of my sails. Whoooosh

[GROWLER]

ASDA dropped off a 'home delivery' here last Friday.  I have only just got around to checking the substituted wine on their web site. The wine that they have substituted is nothing like the wine I ordered.

I then phoned their customer care line and sat listening to offensive music and a tinny recorded message for 25 minutes.

I now have a £60 refund, 6 bottles of wine to do with as I will and the wind has been completely knocked out of my sails. Whoooosh

£60 refund on a sodding bottle of wine?!!
You sure it'snot frankenstein and merr?

That's 'Nick obscene price territory' that!
?Sixty piggin' quid?I could nearly fill me tank up and enjoy a day out driving me favourite roads of N.wales for that!

Going for a lie down, and I've only just got up again too.

[apc2010]

ASDA dropped off a 'home delivery' here last Friday.  I have only just got around to checking the substituted wine on their web site. The wine that they have substituted is nothing like the wine I ordered.

I then phoned their customer care line and sat listening to offensive music and a tinny recorded message for 25 minutes.

I now have a £60 refund, 6 bottles of wine to do with as I will and the wind has been completely knocked out of my sails. Whoooosh

£60 refund on a sodding bottle of wine?!!
You sure it'snot frankenstein and merr?

That's 'Nick obscene price territory' that!
?Sixty piggin' quid?I could nearly fill me tank up and enjoy a day out driving me favourite roads of N.wales for that!

Going for a lie down, and I've only just got up again too.

Guess it was 6 bottles...........

[GROWLER]

ASDA dropped off a 'home delivery' here last Friday.  I have only just got around to checking the substituted wine on their web site. The wine that they have substituted is nothing like the wine I ordered.

I then phoned their customer care line and sat listening to offensive music and a tinny recorded message for 25 minutes.

I now have a £60 refund, 6 bottles of wine to do with as I will and the wind has been completely knocked out of my sails. Whoooosh

£60 refund on a sodding bottle of wine?!!
You sure it'snot frankenstein and merr?

That's 'Nick obscene price territory' that!
?Sixty piggin' quid?I could nearly fill me tank up and enjoy a day out driving me favourite roads of N.wales for that!

Going for a lie down, and I've only just got up again too.

Guess it was 6 bottles...........

Wha'ever.
Even a tenner a botttle is an eye bleeding price to pay....IMO.

[apc2010]

I like my local stuff .........5 litres for 6.50.............

[GROWLER]

I like my local stuff .........5 litres for 6.50.............

Good man. 
That's GROWLER price territory, well it would be if actually could be bothered drinking alchohol anymore.

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Potatoes. I ask you, exactly WTF is going on there then ey, what, exactly?

Is their another bastard potatoe famine on again, 'cus if there is, no twat told me about it.

The Asda....(NOT saving you money EVERY day at all  )
Friday evening.
Not ONE solitary bastard spud on display or for sale!

WHY?  

Don't tell me that Mr and Mrs Greedy have bought the lot, just in case Brother in law bloater Bill and his equally binty bitch from Bournemouth MIGHT possibly drop by over this oh so piggin' happy and jolly festive holiday time?
Can the barage balloon features couple REALLY eat their combined weight in spuds, presumably washed down with a whole tanker load of milk dunked with enough loaves to feed the entire population of the southern hemisphere, EY...TELL ME!

[GROWLER]

This is a disappointment. From the title I thought you were planning on having a sex-change operation 

May as well have with the total lack of activity in the underpants dept this last few years.

Correct, in fact i think I'll award and have a few to meself  like too...  ...and again .........stud muffin.

[Nick]

You seem vexed 

At times like this I think of Miss D nekkid and covered in bubbles 

[GROWLER]

You seem vexed 

At times like this I think of Miss D nekkid and covered in bubbles 

That is inherently bad.

[Uncle Mort]

You seem vexed 

At times like this I think of Miss D nekkid and covered in bubbles 

That is inherently bad.

Slippery maybe but bad? ~ never.

[GROWLER]

You seem vexed  

At times like this I think of Miss D nekkid and covered in bubbles 

10/bastard 10 for observation.

I am.
I'm sick of all this totally ott pathetic fussing and flapping around with all these ho ho so so bastard jolly folk wanting to be your friend with best wishes all of a sudden.
Where've they been all piggin' year then ey, and why can't they be pleasant IF and when you see them then ey, TELL ME!

I'll 'kin tell you...cus they're generally PISSED and living in cloud cukoo land, thinking everything is all so happy and jolly all of a sudden, when in fact it's really not..
It's just another set of days leading up to a day of over extreme and disgusting over indulgence both edibly and financially, that will lead to may rows arguments and violence especially when the c/c bills come in, and all for what exactly?
A few seconds or even minutes if you're fotunate enough of short lived 'happiness and joy...apparently.

[Nick]