A man walks into an Australian pub and orders a pint. While he's drinking he notices a big jar full of $20 bills and a sign that said: "This could be yours". Curious he asked the pub landlord what it was all about.
"You have to pass three obstacles to win the money," explained the landlord.
"Okay, what are the obstacles?" asked the man.
"Can't tell you until you put a $20 bill in the jar," says the landlord.
Okay, thinks the man, how hard could they be? So he puts a $20 bill in the jar.
"First, you have to drink a barrel of tequila in one go," said the landlord. "Then you have to go out to the back yard and pull a decaying tooth out of my pit-bull terrier. Last, but not least, there's a 90-year-old virgin upstairs who wants someone to show her a good time before she dies."
"No way!" says the man. "Firstly no one's gonna manage to drink a whole barrel of tequila in one go. Secondly, I'm not as stupid as I look, and thirdly you can't expect me to f*ck a granny ... I got a reputation to uphold! No way am I doing that!"
"Suit yourself mate," says the landlord, "its your $20."
A few pints later, the man got up and said in a drunken fashion, "Right...where's that barrel of tequila?"
The landlord showed him where the barrel was and the man downed it in one ... everyone in the pub was amazed.
Another pint later he got up again and said, "Show me where your dog is...I'm ready!"
So the landlord takes him out into the backyard and locks him out with the dog. Everyone in the pub could hear the man screaming and the dog barking and growling. This went on for about 5 minutes then the man walks in, his clothes ripped and his body covered in blood. Everyone looked at him in shock.
The landlord attended to him saying, "You okay, mate!" ...
The man replied, "Yeah I'm fine, now lets get this thing over with ... take me to the old woman who needed her tooth pulled out!"
