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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #765 on: July 01, 2019, 10:44:19 AM »
[serious] when you read articles like that and realise that tigers do kill it's hard not to wonder if the WWF is an exercise in hypocrisy

'Give generously so you won't feel guilty about tigers becoming extinct and don't worry they'll be far enough away so the villagers they kill  won't be rich white people'

Perhaps not their next slogan
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #767 on: July 26, 2019, 09:10:46 PM »
The runaway tire ran down the road and she blew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KRa9z1d6oE
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #768 on: July 27, 2019, 04:00:16 AM »
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #769 on: August 01, 2019, 09:22:59 AM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7306813/Video-shows-car-spin-flip-roof-Warlingham-Surrey-Im-spinning-circles-plays.html

Personally I think that Pete Burns would have been a more appropriate soundtrack...  redface:
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #770 on: August 01, 2019, 09:42:35 AM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7306813/Video-shows-car-spin-flip-roof-Warlingham-Surrey-Im-spinning-circles-plays.html

Personally I think that Pete Burns would have been a more appropriate soundtrack...  redface:
No  redface: , that was the track I first thought of

But  Shocked: how did they walk away from that?

A definite 0.1 for technical merit but a 6.0 for artisitic impression
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #771 on: August 02, 2019, 02:36:38 PM »
Not so much from the video shown but I'm pretty sure that any driver coming the opposite direction and suddenly seeing a plane hurtling towards them would be filling their trousers...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7313777/Incredible-moment-plane-engine-trouble-makes-dramatic-emergency-landing.html
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #772 on: August 02, 2019, 03:51:43 PM »
Not so much from the video shown but I'm pretty sure that any driver coming the opposite direction and suddenly seeing a plane hurtling towards them would be filling their trousers...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7313777/Incredible-moment-plane-engine-trouble-makes-dramatic-emergency-landing.html

 eeek:

In my pilot training I was taught never to choose a road as n emergency landing spot... Nice smooth surface obviously but 'cars tend to run into you'...  lol:
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #773 on: August 02, 2019, 05:51:48 PM »
Not so much from the video shown but I'm pretty sure that any driver coming the opposite direction and suddenly seeing a plane hurtling towards them would be filling their trousers...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7313777/Incredible-moment-plane-engine-trouble-makes-dramatic-emergency-landing.html

 eeek:

In my pilot training I was taught never to choose a road as n emergency landing spot... Nice smooth surface obviously but 'cars tend to run into you'...  lol:

Gary Numan ....... rubschin:

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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #774 on: August 02, 2019, 05:58:53 PM »
Here in my car
I felt safest of all
Until I saw that plane
It's gonna crash right into 
My car

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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #776 on: August 02, 2019, 07:12:02 PM »
Not so much from the video shown but I'm pretty sure that any driver coming the opposite direction and suddenly seeing a plane hurtling towards them would be filling their trousers...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7313777/Incredible-moment-plane-engine-trouble-makes-dramatic-emergency-landing.html

 eeek:

In my pilot training I was taught never to choose a road as n emergency landing spot... Nice smooth surface obviously but 'cars tend to run into you'...  lol:

Gary Numan ....... rubschin:

I went to his school...

He drove a Morris Marina Estate...  lol:
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #777 on: August 02, 2019, 07:12:28 PM »
My guys had to deal with the aftermath of this one last night. If you pause it at 18s you can just see the car he took through the central reserve with him  https://home.bt.com/news/uk-news/dramatic-dashcam-footage-shows-crash-lorry-narrowly-missing-car-11364381621041
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #778 on: August 02, 2019, 07:17:24 PM »
My guys had to deal with the aftermath of this one last night. If you pause it at 18s you can just see the car he took through the central reserve with him  https://home.bt.com/news/uk-news/dramatic-dashcam-footage-shows-crash-lorry-narrowly-missing-car-11364381621041

Holy fuck!  eeek:

What happened to the white car...?
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #779 on: August 02, 2019, 07:32:03 PM »
My guys had to deal with the aftermath of this one last night. If you pause it at 18s you can just see the car he took through the central reserve with him  https://home.bt.com/news/uk-news/dramatic-dashcam-footage-shows-crash-lorry-narrowly-missing-car-11364381621041

Holy fuck!  eeek:

What happened to the white car...?

No injuries apparently  :thumbsup:
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