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Offline Grumpmeister

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Alternative song lyrics
« on: September 26, 2018, 08:53:43 PM »
As some of you know, every once in a while I get belted over the head by inspiration and start rewriting the lyrics of an existing song (note to self, must finish those songs about Nick and BM  whistle:

Apparently I'm not the only person to do this as this turned up in a random Youtube playlist earlier and I couldn't help but laugh, no matter where you stand on the drugs debate this is a very clever re-write. 

Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

Offline Steve

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Re: Alternative song lyrics
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2018, 10:35:59 PM »
The John Lewis one is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOmZXG19Ets

 . . .Mama just killed a Martian
Put my laser to his head
Pulled the trigger  . . I'm not dead. . .
Well, whatever nevermind

Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Alternative song lyrics
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2019, 05:24:52 PM »
Game of Thrones meets the White Stripes  lol:

Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Alternative song lyrics
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2019, 10:59:58 PM »
A job for you Grump........... Thumbs:

"In our quest to create the UKs largest network of DJs we have even more residencies to fill in Cornwall, Devon, Somerset & Dorset. We are needing open format DJs (the more genres you can play the better) that can play current & classic credible sets. You must have excellent mixing ability, presentable and a positive approach. If this is you please follow this link:

http://www.wdcentertainment.co.uk/dj-agency-join.php        !





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Re: Alternative song lyrics
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2019, 07:13:34 AM »
Who decides if a set is "credible" ?  rubschin:
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Re: Alternative song lyrics
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2019, 07:17:37 AM »
Who decides if a set is "credible" ?  rubschin:

Given the state of DJ's in Cornwall that I have seen so far credible seems to be a codeword 'for any old shite'  noooo:

This is why I prefer live music acts.  whistle:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.