Foot And Mouth

[Berek]

ITS TAKEN ME AGES TO THINK OF THIS


oops

are you ready,








i'm going to make a cup of deCALFinated coffee

[Bar Wench]

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

I was tempted to say that this thread was becoming shambo-lic but I didnt want to cause any upset 

[Snoopy]

Dear Dairy,
Today all my friends got silly. They had all sorts of cow jokes off pat. They just kept on churning them out and in the end I had to butter them up with compliments in an attempt to get them to stop. Alas they took no notice, even telling jokes that we had herd before until they had milked every last drop of humour out of it. Welsh Black looks got me nowhere and with the workmen in and out I ended up Fresian as they wouldn't shut the door ~ I ended up having to fetch a Jersey but it was so windy with the door open I wore the Gurnsey in the end.

[Barman]

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Dear Dairy,
Today all my friends got silly. They had all sorts of cow jokes off pat. They just kept on churning them out and in the end I had to butter them up with compliments in an attempt to get them to stop. Alas they took no notice, even telling jokes that we had herd before until they had milked every last drop of humour out of it. Welsh Black looks got me nowhere and with the workmen in and out I ended up Fresian as they wouldn't shut the door ~ I ended up having to fetch a Jersey but it was so windy with the door open I wore the Gurnsey in the end.
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