Was she on your top 5 list ? 
No... but she was a very close number 6.... 
Are you on hers .................. 
Sadly she has never met me... 
A blessing if ever there was one.
I have to say many things have passed through my mind over the years some of which I have acted upon, many of which I have not. But not once, not ever, have I ever thought, 'what shall I do now as I have five minutes to spare, oh I know I will go and spread Marmite over my arse' and I rather suspect that had I ever had that thought it would not have been followed by, 'I wonder is some random bloke that I have never met before will lick it off'.
You lot are weirder than the weirdest weird person I tells ya.