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Offline Snoopy

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Friday Caption Comp
« on: July 30, 2010, 08:37:38 AM »
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Re: Friday Caption Comp
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2010, 08:41:10 AM »


Snoopy got the wrong idea when he was asked to star in a blue movie  whistle:
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Re: Friday Caption Comp
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2010, 08:45:28 AM »
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Re: Friday Caption Comp
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2010, 10:37:00 AM »


The Annual District Nurses convention this year had a very , very , special guest squeaker  whistle:
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Re: Friday Caption Comp
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2010, 10:38:19 AM »



Girl on left:"OK clever tits, how are you supposed to eat a choux bun while wearing a burka?"



Girl on right: *thinks* "Right, that feels better. Lets hope they believe it was the dog"



Dog:"Here we go again"
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Re: Friday Caption Comp
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2010, 10:39:51 PM »


When somebody said pussy, I thought...