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Offline Uncle Mort

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I.D. Cards - the latest
« on: December 07, 2009, 09:46:05 AM »
Hat tip to The Salted Slug 

This is one sad and scary individual.
first I.D. card issued

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Re: I.D. Cards - the latest
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2009, 09:54:01 AM »
?If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.?

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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: I.D. Cards - the latest
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2009, 09:57:57 AM »
Well she certainly proves that point.

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Re: I.D. Cards - the latest
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2009, 07:50:49 AM »
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Re: I.D. Cards - the latest
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2010, 10:53:30 AM »
So a letter arrives.  evil: It invites me to apply for an ID card  evil:  It will only cost me ?30.  evil: I have a number to call to 'make an appointment"  evil:

Apparently it will help me to protect myself, since it will incorporate my fingerprints and address  evil:

I am considering making such an appointment so I can tell the bastards where to stick it  angry041:
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Re: I.D. Cards - the latest
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2010, 05:47:21 PM »
Going on your past experience with technology, wouldn't it be a better option to get the carf. Then we wait for the system to implode.   whistle:
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