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Sour Puss

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A letter from Bar Wench to Barman!!!
« on: July 05, 2007, 04:05:47 PM »
1. Berek, wannabee moderator, can always be found,
2. hard at work at his desk, Berek works independently, without
3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Berek never
4. thinks twice about assisting fellow workers, and he always
5. finishes assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7. breaks, Berek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Berek can be
10. classed as a high calibre employee, the type of which cannot be
11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Berek be
12. promoted to moderator, and urge you to see that this is
13. executed as soon as possible.


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Re: A letter from Bar Wench to Barman!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2007, 04:06:26 PM »
Barman

That idiot was standing over my shoulder when I wrote my last message,
please re-read and only include the odd numbered lines.

Bar Wench

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Re: A letter from Bar Wench to Barman!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2007, 04:07:28 PM »
1. Berek, wannabee moderator, can always be found,
2. hard at work at his desk, Berek works independently, without
3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Berek never
4. thinks twice about assisting fellow workers, and he always
5. finishes assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7. breaks, Berek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Berek can be
10. classed as a high calibre employee, the type of which cannot be
11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Berek be
12. promoted to moderator, and urge you to see that this is
13. executed as soon as possible.



Oddly enough, I know many people that that could be applied to!    drumroll:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: A letter from Bar Wench to Barman!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2007, 05:01:29 PM »
<Snigger>
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: A letter from Bar Wench to Barman!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2007, 06:59:38 PM »
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Re: A letter from Bar Wench to Barman!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2007, 07:00:40 PM »
Suddenly Wenchy seems a little nervous after that observation........  point:
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Re: A letter from Bar Wench to Barman!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2007, 08:35:26 PM »
Get him out of Intensive Care quick or the whole place will go bonkers!

On the other hand.................
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