I don't believe there are 'wrong' places to chat up/be chatted up. It depends on the attractiveness of the 'chatterer'. (and timing)
I'm not so sure Mort. Years ago when I was a student nurse doing the mother and baby section of my training I was working with a Midwife in a clinic when my boss's other half came in for an exam. The midwife asked if it was ok if I examined her as well and she said it was fine. Then she started making comments about me having a good touch soon followed by Meg Ryanesque performance while she kept saying how nice she thought I was.

I've never been so relieved as when the exam was over and she buggered off. Midwife was almost in hysterics the entire time.
