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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Stories from Nick's world of the weird, wonderful and bizarre
« Reply #90 on: December 15, 2009, 10:17:28 AM »
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Historian Brian Ticehurst said: "They are distasteful.

"How long will it be before they make ice cubes of the Twin Towers?"

Well the answer is never because there is no connection between ice and the twin towers - Idiot!


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Re: Stories from Nick's world of the weird, wonderful and bizarre
« Reply #91 on: December 15, 2009, 10:21:29 AM »
Although they could make Twin Towers swizzle sticks  rubschin:
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Re: Stories from Nick's world of the weird, wonderful and bizarre
« Reply #92 on: December 15, 2009, 10:51:27 AM »
There's money in this!
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Re: Stories from Nick's world of the weird, wonderful and bizarre
« Reply #93 on: December 15, 2009, 02:17:27 PM »
Although they could make Twin Towers swizzle sticks  rubschin:
Candles perhaps?
I mostly despair

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Re: Stories from Nick's world of the weird, wonderful and bizarre
« Reply #94 on: December 15, 2009, 02:31:15 PM »
 eeek: eeek:          drumroll:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
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Re: Stories from Nick's world of the weird, wonderful and bizarre
« Reply #95 on: December 15, 2009, 05:36:10 PM »
One from Grumpy's patch

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There are many many people like this one in Cornwall.
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