As usual the Brat was packed and ready to go to school with hours to kill this morning

As she was rushing out she decided she wanted to take a bag of crisps with her and went darting off into the kitchen cupboard until I heard a clash , bang , wallop coming from the kitchen and then the tap being run and kitchen roll being torn off at an alarming rate

So I gingerly walk into the kitchen to find in her haste she has tipped over a bag of flour and it is all over the worktops. "I've cleaned it up mum don't worry she says and rushes out the door.
She had poured water all over it and dried to wipe it all off with a dishcloth

I have a mass of gluey gloop everywhere

Deep joy