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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Useless gormless cretins in Asda
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2007, 08:19:09 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 03, 2007, 08:06:50 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2007, 08:02:52 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 08:00:13 AM
I live in suburbia Dahling. Lots of Yummy Tofu Mummys that won't accept anything but the best.
Plus she has an allotment!  point:

I'd love to see her in her wellies. Nowt else, just wellies. cloud9:

Secateurs in one hand a basket in the other?   eeek:

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Re: Useless gormless cretins in Asda
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2007, 08:20:36 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2007, 08:02:52 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 08:00:13 AM
I live in suburbia Dahling. Lots of Yummy Tofu Mummys that won't accept anything but the best.
Plus she has an allotment!  point:

No, I don't  eeek:

I want one though.

At the moment my garden is taken over by 15 tomato plants, 10 cucumber plants and a variety of lettuce and salad leaves. Mr Wench has caught the gardening bug and his new found enthusiasm knows no bounds. The height of romance in the Wench household at the moment is the nightly slug collection.  sick2:
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Re: Useless gormless cretins in Asda
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2007, 08:22:22 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2007, 08:19:09 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 03, 2007, 08:06:50 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2007, 08:02:52 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 08:00:13 AM
I live in suburbia Dahling. Lots of Yummy Tofu Mummys that won't accept anything but the best.
Plus she has an allotment!  point:

I'd love to see her in her wellies. Nowt else, just wellies. cloud9:

Secateurs in one hand a basket in the other?   eeek:

 eeek:

Yea. Merrily skipping through the cabbage patch to the sounds of 'Lets go to San Francisco' with flowers in our hair. angel1
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Useless gormless cretins in Asda
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2007, 08:23:08 AM »
Hey nonny nonny.  ::)
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Re: Useless gormless cretins in Asda
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2007, 11:04:27 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 08:20:36 AM
The height of romance in the Wench household at the moment is the nightly slug collection.  sick2:

I've never heard it called that before...
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Re: Useless gormless cretins in Asda
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2007, 01:03:15 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 08:20:36 AM
Mr Wench has caught the gardening bug

My advice is to step on it quickly. noooo:
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Re: Useless gormless cretins in Asda
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2007, 02:52:31 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 08:20:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2007, 08:02:52 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 08:00:13 AM
I live in suburbia Dahling. Lots of Yummy Tofu Mummys that won't accept anything but the best.
Plus she has an allotment!  point:

No, I don't  eeek:

I want one though.

At the moment my garden is taken over by 15 tomato plants, 10 cucumber plants and a variety of lettuce and salad leaves. Mr Wench has caught the gardening bug and his new found enthusiasm knows no bounds. The height of romance in the Wench household at the moment is the nightly slug collection.  sick2:
Wasn?t as funny as I?d imagined ? a joke about Mr. Wench having a small holding would have been better with hindsight?  drumroll:
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Re: Useless gormless cretins in Asda
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2007, 03:23:32 PM »
I agree.  lol:
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Re: Useless gormless cretins in Asda
« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2007, 05:36:18 PM »
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