to be honest i'm only on here because Meg is watching " Brothers and Sisters " which is some shite that was Sky+ this week.. GOD DAMN YOUR BLACK HEART RUPERT MURDOCH !!!!!!
...and I'm only on here cus their is always only shite on tv. 
You mean this isn't shite?
We are flattered.
Well yes, I suppose it is, but shite amongst friends is far better than shite from tossers you've never spoken to, met or ever likely to...unless your name is Nick of course.

Far better quality shite in here imho.
Iam the official shite quality control inspector you know. No, I thought you didn't.