Ouch

[Snoopy]

What is this shite?

A sort of cake thread.

Can't be arsed with all this messy cooking malarky.
 I just go the cake shop.

By train? 

[Bar Wench]

What is this shite?

A sort of cake thread.

Can't be arsed with all this messy cooking malarky.
 I just go the cake shop.


On saying that, I've promised to make a cake you can eat, rather than drink like last time  for the lads gathering in the Lake Disrtict  in just 3 weeks time.

I normally would agree with you but since the recent lactose intolerance diagnosis there are very few cakes that I can eat that I can buy. Hence the cooking. Although the cookies and shortbread were made with proper butter on purpose so I couldn't eat them.

[GROWLER]

There's a good one in AINSDALE

Think MUFFS sell cakes, and we've got a crackin'home made cake shop just 'round the corner from here too!

[Nick]

Do Muff's sell diving gear too? ALong with the cakes and the sausages?

[GROWLER]

Do Muff's sell diving gear too? ALong with the cakes and the sausages?

I wondered how long it would take.

[Snoopy]

Do Muff's sell diving gear too? ALong with the cakes and the sausages?

I wondered how long it would take.

He has been thinking how to get that in for several days I suspect. 

[GROWLER]

Do Muff's sell diving gear too? ALong with the cakes and the sausages?

I wondered how long it would take.

He has been thinking how to get that in for several days I suspect. 

Like as bloody kiddies playground in 'ere sometimes most of the time. all of the time.
I wonder if they've ever considered changing the way they spell their name...Moughs? They must get bombarded with inuendos.

[Nick]

Pronounced Moos?

[GROWLER]

Pronounced Moos?

No. MUFFS! 

Which planet are you on? Which planet are you FROM in fact?

[Snoopy]

 

[Uncle Mort]

Got it in one Snoops.

 

[Grumpmeister]

I never chop pecans. Buy halves for decorating cakes otherwise place in a plastic bag and hit them with a rolling pin. This method works also for walnuts, brazil nuts and hazel nuts.  Better than getting bits in your eyes. 

See, that would have been useful half an hour ago!

I also have lemon juice in various cuts on my hands, have broken a nail and now have to figure out what to do with:

1 victoria sponge
32 choc chip cookies
banana bread
pumpkin loaf
apple bread
12 shortbread biscuits

also have made

1 batch pea and mint soup
1 batch carrot/swede/nutmeg soup
2 batches of meatballs
2 batches of tomato pasta/pizza sauce

You could try selling them in order to fund buying more tat Wenchy...