On a twisted level I admit that part of me likes the Scientologists. Any religion that is obviously designed to bilk as much money out of their followers as possible is a prime example of Darwinism at work.
I'd love to be in the room to see the faces of members who have paid the many thousands to discover the secret of the faith. That millions of years ago some intergalactic warlord shipped trillions of aliens to earth, dumped them in volcanoes and then nuked them spreading their atoms all over the planet and causing life to form here.
