This morning on the M56, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 65 mph in the outside lane with her face up next to her rear-view mirror, putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and, when I looked back, she was halfway over into my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily ... but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my mobile phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call!
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!
