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Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2008, 01:40:09 PM »
That's a thought Nick! Therapy!!!!

Scoop up some of that black gloopy mud from the marsh across the road from you, fill an old tin bath with it and charge ladies to wallow in it as a beauty therapy. We'll have that roof paid for in a couple of weeks, sooner if I take some piccies (using the Fish-eye lens)and flog 'em to some of Berek's magazine publishers.
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Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2008, 01:42:20 PM »
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Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2008, 01:46:19 PM »
Tsk! That's no good.  We can't charge LL.
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Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2008, 02:06:40 PM »
Shall I start a therapy thread?

Well I've been saying for years now that you need all the help you can get Nick  whistle:
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Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2008, 02:35:48 PM »
Shall I start a therapy thread?

Well I've been saying for years now that you need all the help you can get Nick  whistle:
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Re: Barman grows a strand of hair shock
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2008, 02:50:43 PM »
Actually Nick if you want to help I have an experiment I want to try. Can you give me a set of numbers for the Saturday lottery draw. If I'm right, as long as you dont buy the ticket as well the numbers will be the jackpot.  whistle:
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