The all new Nick goes cat sitting in Dulwich for two weeks thread

[Grumpmeister]

Shocks this morning. The son (25) decided he couldn’t stand the 2 day drive back from the ski slopes so booked an early morning flight to Gatwick.

He arrived home unannounced to find me cooking bacon and eggs naked on the kitchen. He may be in therapy for some time.

Hot fat + naked... 

True, hot fat + naked Nick means I was expecting a completely different cock up than traumatising their poor son, not to mention any neighbours who could see through the kitchen window.. 

[Nick]

Only the cats could see me 

[Grumpmeister]

Ah, so that picture of Archie earlier was taken from outside when he was frantically trying to escape. 

[Nick]

That was Jasmine who spent a week thrusting her arse in my face so we are even 

[Steve]

Shocks this morning. The son (25) decided he couldn’t stand the 2 day drive back from the ski slopes so booked an early morning flight to Gatwick.

He arrived home unannounced to find me cooking bacon and eggs naked on the kitchen. He may be in therapy for some time.

 

 

[Nick]