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Utter madness!!
« on: December 19, 2007, 12:03:40 PM »
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Re: Utter madness!!
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 12:09:38 PM »
Call the police and accuse him of threatening behaviour ... always difficult to disprove because the threat only has to be perceived. Also send a bill for his accommodation to the Courts and the Probation service. What I would not do is allow him to be photographed, presumably in my house, with me amd the missus in the background.

Mr & Mrs Cole have "an agenda" here methinks.
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Re: Utter madness!!
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2007, 12:10:34 PM »
Yes, the photo is an odd one. And they don't look entirely up to the right temperature either.
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Re: Utter madness!!
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2007, 12:12:58 PM »
I have a cunning plan, get arrested and put number 10 as my address. Lets see how long it takes to change the law then.

As far as the homeowners are concerned though I like the change the locks suggestion. I'd just amend it to include keeping the daughter out as well.
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Re: Utter madness!!
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2007, 12:21:48 PM »
Have him arrested for trespass.

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Re: Utter madness!!
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2007, 12:22:14 PM »
But it's a court order that says he has to be there!
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Re: Utter madness!!
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2007, 12:23:39 PM »
Trespass in itself is not a criminal offence so the police will not be interested.
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Re: Utter madness!!
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2007, 12:24:15 PM »
Restraining order?

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Re: Utter madness!!
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2007, 12:27:43 PM »
Again a civil matter and would take weeks to get it into court.
Better to sit it out for the 7 days and then kick his arse up the street.

BTW The sentence was passed last Thursday ~ he'll be gone tomorrow.
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Re: Utter madness!!
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2007, 12:34:14 PM »
What's the worry then?!?!

I'd probably be kicking the daughter out too!  evil: