pair of stunners for you

[degsy]

That would be like making love to a feller!

And with those thighs, how the hell do you get in??

I'd ask politely first Wouldnt want to though anyway.

Sure I saw something dangling from the woman on the right when the video first started 

[Darwins Selection]

Sure I saw something dangling from the woman on the right when the video first started 

Klingon?

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Sure I saw something dangling from the woman on the right when the video first started 

Klingon?

Couldn't possibly be! We all know that women never, ever, get gruff-nuts - they don't have the hair in the right (wrong?) places to trap the emerging TurtleZ, thus causing said Klingons.

It must have been something else you saw - painters perhaps?

[Darwins Selection]

Sure I saw something dangling from the woman on the right when the video first started 

Klingon?

Couldn't possibly be! We all know that women never, ever, get gruff-nuts - they don't have the hair in the right (wrong?) places to trap the emerging TurtleZ, thus causing said Klingons.

It must have been something else you saw - painters perhaps?

I am sure what I glimpsed was more rope than string. 

[Snoopy]

Sure I saw something dangling from the woman on the right when the video first started 

Klingon?

Couldn't possibly be! We all know that women never, ever, get gruff-nuts - they don't have the hair in the right (wrong?) places to trap the emerging TurtleZ, thus causing said Klingons.

It must have been something else you saw - painters perhaps?

I am sure what I glimpsed was more rope than string. 

In Dorset the things you refer to as Klingons have long been known as Winnets

[tel]

Round here, they were known as "clinkers". (For those of you who can remember coke fires)

[Darwins Selection]

Sure I saw something dangling from the woman on the right when the video first started 

Klingon?

Couldn't possibly be! We all know that women never, ever, get gruff-nuts - they don't have the hair in the right (wrong?) places to trap the emerging TurtleZ, thus causing said Klingons.

It must have been something else you saw - painters perhaps?

I am sure what I glimpsed was more rope than string. 

In Dorset the things you refer to as Klingons have long been known as Winnets

Indeed you will often hear that used round here as a term of abuse, althought more commonly spoken as "Winnert".

As in "Gerrouter me waay yer daarft winnert".

[Snoopy]

P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.

[Darwins Selection]

P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.

That list would seem to cover 99.98% of the population of Dorset.

[Snoopy]

P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.

That list would seem to cover 99.98% of the population of Dorset.

So few?

[Darwins Selection]

P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.

That list would seem to cover 99.98% of the population of Dorset.

So few?

I was leaving a get-out in case you and Mrs Snoopy were Dorset folk.

Or perhaps even some of the respected regulars might be?

[Barman]

P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.

That list would seem to cover 99.98% of the population of Dorset.

So few?

I was leaving a get-out in case you and Mrs Snoopy were Dorset folk.

Or perhaps even some of the respected regulars might be?

Not me... oh I see, respected... 

[Snoopy]

P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.

That list would seem to cover 99.98% of the population of Dorset.

So few?

I was leaving a get-out in case you and Mrs Snoopy were Dorset folk.

Or perhaps even some of the respected regulars might be?

Nah! I be 'ampshire born & bred
T'wife comes from Essex

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.

That list would seem to cover 99.98% of the population of Dorset.

So few?

I was leaving a get-out in case you and Mrs Snoopy were Dorset folk.

Or perhaps even some of the respected regulars might be?

Nah! I be 'ampshire born & bred
T'wife comes from Essex

Ahhh, 'Ampshire born, 'Ampshire bred, strong in the arm, thick in the 'ead!

That's what they always say about 'Ampshire lads!

[Snoopy]

P'raps 'tis a Wessex saying then. You are, after all, on the edge of that Royal and Ancient Kingdom.
Certainly it is used in Dorset to describe a scruffy or untidy person or for that matter someone who is generally useless and/or unwanted.

That list would seem to cover 99.98% of the population of Dorset.

So few?

I was leaving a get-out in case you and Mrs Snoopy were Dorset folk.

Or perhaps even some of the respected regulars might be?

Nah! I be 'ampshire born & bred
T'wife comes from Essex

Ahhh, 'Ampshire born, 'Ampshire bred, strong in the arm, thick in the 'ead!

That's what they always say about 'Ampshire lads!

That gets no argimunt from me boy!