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Offline apc2010

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Things , I learnt Today...
« on: August 03, 2021, 04:44:13 PM »
1.The Merc has those self=working wipers (when screen gets wet).... Thumbs:

2.The nice Nigerian? lady who puts petrol in the car and cleans the windscreen has surprisingly slow reactions ... noooo:   whistle:

3.The wipers arms on my car are strong and sharp..... rubschin:

4. The petrol station does NOT sell plasters .. noooo:

5. I have to tip a little more next time I am in ... rubschin:

6. I may have learnt how to swear in Nigerian .... rubschin:

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Re: Things , I learnt Today...
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2021, 04:48:05 PM »
1.The Merc has those self=working wipers (when screen gets wet).... Thumbs:

2.The nice Nigerian? lady who puts petrol in the car and cleans the windscreen has surprisingly slow reactions ... noooo:   whistle:

3.The wipers arms on my car are strong and sharp..... rubschin:

4. The petrol station does NOT sell plasters .. noooo:

5. I have to tip a little more next time I am in ... rubschin:

6. I may have learnt how to swear in Nigerian .... rubschin:

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7. Turn the engine off before the Darkie cleans the screen...  whistle:
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Offline Steve

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Re: Things , I learnt Today...
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2021, 05:14:35 PM »
1.The Merc has those self=working wipers (when screen gets wet).... Thumbs:

2.The nice Nigerian? lady who puts petrol in the car and cleans the windscreen has surprisingly slow reactions ... noooo:   whistle:

3.The wipers arms on my car are strong and sharp..... rubschin:

4. The petrol station does NOT sell plasters .. noooo:

5. I have to tip a little more next time I am in ... rubschin:

6. I may have learnt how to swear in Nigerian .... rubschin:
noooo:   point:
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Re: Things , I learnt Today...
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2021, 08:12:55 PM »
1.The Merc has those self=working wipers (when screen gets wet).... Thumbs:

2.The nice Nigerian? lady who puts petrol in the car and cleans the windscreen has surprisingly slow reactions ... noooo:   whistle:

3.The wipers arms on my car are strong and sharp..... rubschin:

4. The petrol station does NOT sell plasters .. noooo:

5. I have to tip a little more next time I am in ... rubschin:

6. I may have learnt how to swear in Nigerian .... rubschin:
noooo:   point:

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Re: Things , I learnt Today...
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2021, 09:25:02 PM »
1.The Merc has those self=working wipers (when screen gets wet).... Thumbs:

2.The nice Nigerian? lady who puts petrol in the car and cleans the windscreen has surprisingly slow reactions ... noooo:   whistle:

3.The wipers arms on my car are strong and sharp..... rubschin:

4. The petrol station does NOT sell plasters .. noooo:

5. I have to tip a little more next time I am in ... rubschin:

6. I may have learnt how to swear in Nigerian .... rubschin:
noooo:   point:

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
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