1.The Merc has those self=working wipers (when screen gets wet)....

2.The nice Nigerian? lady who puts petrol in the car and cleans the windscreen has surprisingly slow reactions ...

3.The wipers arms on my car are strong and sharp.....

4. The petrol station does NOT sell plasters ..

5. I have to tip a little more next time I am in ...

6. I may have learnt how to swear in Nigerian ....
