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Offline Steve

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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2019, 09:20:13 AM »
The fragrant Sophie ditched him in the summer  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

found someone with a better source of parental funds?
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #31 on: November 07, 2019, 06:33:14 AM »
Regular readers will not be surprised to discover that the play I have been trying to drag the Boy to is Death of a Salesman

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/piccadilly-theatre-audience-members-injured-as-ceiling-collapses-at-venue-in-londons-west-end-a4280681.html

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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #32 on: November 07, 2019, 06:51:44 AM »
Regular readers will not be surprised to discover that the play I have been trying to drag the Boy to is Death of a Salesman

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/piccadilly-theatre-audience-members-injured-as-ceiling-collapses-at-venue-in-londons-west-end-a4280681.html

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Where there salesmen there ......... rubschin:

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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #33 on: November 07, 2019, 06:53:36 AM »
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #34 on: November 07, 2019, 10:13:21 AM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #36 on: November 07, 2019, 03:57:01 PM »
Bit worried about the Boy. Taking him out for lunch tomorrow. Only have to drive to Cheshire and back through floods  noooo:
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #37 on: November 07, 2019, 04:36:42 PM »
Bit worried about the Boy. Taking him out for lunch tomorrow. Only have to drive to Cheshire and back through floods  noooo:

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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #38 on: November 07, 2019, 04:50:10 PM »
Lunch. Rather good Chinky place. I think he likes the hot waitresses.


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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #39 on: November 07, 2019, 05:05:07 PM »
Lunch. Rather good Chinky place. I think he likes the hot waitresses.


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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #40 on: November 07, 2019, 05:19:09 PM »
If he gets lucky  eyes:
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #41 on: November 07, 2019, 06:44:57 PM »
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #42 on: November 07, 2019, 07:33:46 PM »
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Mind you, good luck to him before his mum gets home eyes: eyes:
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #43 on: November 07, 2019, 09:44:20 PM »
Hope The Boy is ok Nick .

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