Attention Mr Wench

[Nick]

There are a few questions we wish to ask you.

1. Does Wenchy ever do any work?
2. Can you send us a pic of some of the better quality MILFs at your school
3, How do you stay sane with Wenchy and her tat mountain in the house?

There are prolly a few more.

[Snoopy]

Snoopy is not going there ~ No way! 

[Bar Wench]

1) he wouldn't know
2) over my dead body!
3) ?????? I will ask him. Especially as a new shipment of tat will be arriving on Sunday. 

[GROWLER]

Snoopy is not going there ~ No way! 

Call yerself a dog?

[GROWLER]

There are a few questions we wish to ask you.

1. Does Wenchy ever do any work?

Never mind asking W.G. 

WENCHY! WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO, occupationaly wise?

[Misunderstood]

Snoopy is not going there ~ No way! 

I am always suspicious about people (or dogs) that refer to themselves in the third party   

[Bar Wench]

There are a few questions we wish to ask you.

1. Does Wenchy ever do any work?

Never mind asking W.G. 

WENCHY! WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO, occupationaly wise?

I work for a VERY small company. I do admin, marketing, web design, graphic design, sales, answer the phone and make a lot of tea!

[GROWLER]

There are a few questions we wish to ask you.

1. Does Wenchy ever do any work?

Never mind asking W.G. 

WENCHY! WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO, occupationaly wise?

I work for a VERY small company. I do admin, marketing, web design, graphic design, sales, answer the phone and make a lot of tea!

Thanks Wenchy. From home I presume?


There you have it then lads AND Mousey Snoopy.
 Quite simple really in'it? No fears or tears.
You just need the GROWLER charm factor, and the wimmen respond accordingly. 

[Snoopy]

Snoopy is not going there ~ No way! 

I am always suspicious about people (or dogs) that refer to themselves in the third party   

Tsk!

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

[Nick]

You just need the GROWLER charm factor, and the wimmen respond accordingly

Perhaps you could advise me about the LEA MILF then. That netball outfit keeps going through my head!

[Bar Wench]

There are a few questions we wish to ask you.

1. Does Wenchy ever do any work?

Never mind asking W.G. 

WENCHY! WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO, occupationaly wise?

I work for a VERY small company. I do admin, marketing, web design, graphic design, sales, answer the phone and make a lot of tea!

Thanks Wenchy. From home I presume?

No. 

[GROWLER]

There are a few questions we wish to ask you.

1. Does Wenchy ever do any work?

Never mind asking W.G. 

WENCHY! WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO, occupationaly wise?

I work for a VERY small company. I do admin, marketing, web design, graphic design, sales, answer the phone and make a lot of tea!

Thanks Wenchy. From home I presume?

No. 

No need to be embarassed Wenchy.


Many have to travel to werk everyday.
Many in here just sit on their fat arses talkin' shite all day long however.


See lads. You just need to talk friendly and nicely to her like.

[Nick]

Many in here just sit on their fat arses talkin' shite all day long however

You seem to have the golden tongue. We have much to learn, master.

[GROWLER]

Many in here just sit on their fat arses talkin' shite all day long however

You seem to have the golden tongue. We have much to learn, master.

Always glad to be of service. Just ask, anytime. 

[Barman]

Many in here just sit on their fat arses talkin' shite all day long however

You seem to have the golden tongue. We have much to learn, master.

Always glad to be of service. Just ask, anytime.