You Tit!

[Grumpmeister]

I've always thought that to be a vandal you would have to be a half wit but to write your name on a wall in the building you've just wreckeed takes it to a whole new level os stupidity. 

An 18-year-old burglar who vandalised a children's campsite building was caught because he wrote his name on a wall at the scene, a court has heard.
Peter Addison, of Heaton Mersey, Stockport, and his friend Mark Ridgeway of Poynton, Cheshire, smashed crockery and let off fire extinguishers.

Addison received a conditional discharge. Ridgeway, 18, must carry out 60 hours' unpaid work.

Both pleaded guilty to burglary at Macclesfield Magistrates' Court.

Addison was ordered to pay ?725 compensation and ?20 costs. Ridgeway has to pay ?20 costs.

Well that's going to teach him the error of his ways, clearing out someone's house will more than pay his fine

Apart from writing his own name in black marker pen at the Toc H centre in Adlington, Cheshire, Addison also left his gang's name on the wall - The Adlington Massiv!.

The teenager vandalised a Garden Birds of Britain poster by adding "R Gay".

He then left a final message to the campsite owners - "thanks for the stay".

Police found him after entering his name in a computer system.

Inspector Gareth Woods, of Cheshire Police, said: "This crime is up there with the dumbest of all in the criminal league table.

"There are some pretty stupid criminals around, but to leave your own name at the scene of the crime takes the biscuit.

"The daftness of this lad certainly made our job a lot easier."

[Barman]

You?ve set me off now! 

Has anybody else seen that programme on C4 (I think) where disgusting feral scum that have vandalised, burgled, arsoned(?), etc. get to meet their victims in order to understand the pain they have caused? As a result they get a reduced sentence. 

Little bastard scrotes can hardly keep the smiles off their faces for the duration of the show! I?d kick the bastard lot of them up the arse and lock them in the stocks for a week ? their victims can throw rotten fruit and bricks at them then!

[Misunderstood]

Maybe the little scrote was not so daft after all,

Getting caught was no big deal and now he is on the prize list now for free holidays and other goodies, because he is a 'poor criminal' in desperate need of tender loving care and lotsa handouts.  Hey! he might ever get a Council flat.

He's got his necessary street cred. signing in on the crime scene an' all.   What a laugh ay?