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Most excellent IMO
« on: January 06, 2014, 08:19:24 PM »
Via Peter M. Quinn.

Email to Sir Bernard Howe, metropolitan police commissioner. 12.40am 4th jan 2014

Dear Sir Bernard,

Regarding our lawful rebellion,
Please find below our planned course of actions to be taken in accordance with our civil rights under article 61, magna carta 1215.

The TUC and Union leaders have today, Friday 3rd Jan 2014, been invited to canvass their memberships and subject to vote, join us in coordinated action against our unjust and oppressive Government.

The planned programme of action is as follows
June 10th 2014:
Her majesty Queen Elizabeth II is notified of our lawful rebellion in accordance with Article 61, Magna Carta 1215
June 10th 2014: The first, 2 day general strike begins
June 10th 2014: The first march on Westminster
Should no response be received:
June 24th 2014: The second, 2 day general strike begins
June 24th 2014: The second march on Westminster
Should no response be received:
8th July 2014: The third, 2 day general strike commences
8th July 2014: The third march on Westminster
Should no response be received:
15th July 2014: The fourth 2 day general strike commences
15th July 2014: The fourth march on Westminster

20th July 2014: We the people move to arrest those politicians, Lords, bankers, and corporate executives, past and present deemed to:
1. Have by way of action or, signature to any document or treaty Committed acts of treason.
2. Have sought to cause harm or distress to British people.
3. Have sought to erode the civil liberties of the British people.
4. Have sought to profit while in office.
5. Have sought to enslave British people in order to gain favour or profit
6. Have sought to deny British people of their basic human rights of food, clothing, heat and housing.
7. Have sought to deny the people of Britain of their right to free speech and peaceful protest

As you are no doubt aware police forces around the world are now laying down their riot gear and joining in anti government protests and demonstrations and we would hope that during our own lawful rebellion your own officers will realise they too have been manipulated by an unjust and oppressive Government.

There is a great deal of anger and frustration at the actions of this Government which has become particularly acute due to the revelations today of the lies of the Thatcher Government during the miners strike.

We all hope the transition to true democracy can be peaceful and swift.
Our notices to Her Majesty has already been drafted and will arrive at her palace office, posted from various locations, on or around the 10th June.

Your help and advice to ensure a peaceful transition would be much appreciated.

A copy of this email has been forwarded to the security services for their information.

Kind regards
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Re: Most excellent IMO
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2014, 08:21:39 PM »
The owld Sierra could be fitted with a turret :thumbsup:
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Re: Most excellent IMO
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2014, 08:24:52 PM »
The owld Sierra could be fitted with a turret :thumbsup:

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Re: Most excellent IMO
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2014, 09:09:41 PM »
That was Perrin's Jimmy Anderson Miss C and I claim my white £5

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Re: Most excellent IMO
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2014, 09:12:54 PM »
1. Have by way of action or, signature to any document or treaty Committed acts of treason.
2. Have sought to cause harm or distress to British people.
3. Have sought to erode the civil liberties of the British people.
4. Have sought to profit while in office.
5. Have sought to enslave British people in order to gain favour or profit
6. Have sought to deny British people of their basic human rights of food, clothing, heat and housing.
7. Have sought to deny the people of Britain of their right to free speech and peaceful protest

Add complete financial incompetence and you've got the last few (new) Labour governments