Actually have just remember my ''last'' spider catching experience and before Bm posts it will admit that it wasn't what one could call a great success:
Climbed onto the kitchen counter to dislodge spider (who had been shouted at) into a container but then missed my footing back onto the step ladder and fell flat onto the floor tiles......................................
Hospital followed 
with confirmation of cracked L1 vertebrae 
Will now I think follow the conker method 
oh dear sis nasty 
It got nastier
I'll tell you the rest of the story shall I
Fall from kitchen counter to tiled floor on back obviously hurt - in fact felt as though I couldn't breathe (because I couldn't) covered in cold sweat (yuck) and felt sick too..............
BM had already retired upstairs to bed - knew I couldn't shout load enough to wake him from the vino coma
After a little while managed to slide my poor broken body across the floor and reach up to centre console to grab my mobile
Called our own land line number from my mobile on the 'bright' idea that the extension ringing in our bedroom would wake BM up to come downstairs and rescue me
It rang and rang but eventually BM answered
However because I still couldn't breathe properly I could only communicate via large rasping gasps of breathes ......
BM hung up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Called again, gasped again but obviously somehow had managed to communicate to BM there was a bit of an issue going on and that assistance was required..............
Next vision (I may have been hallucinating by then though
) was BM standing over me
Think I passed out again either from his vino fumes of the fact his dangly bits were about 2cm from my nose
Good job we can laugh at our own accidents isn't it
