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Offline Snoopy

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Another Minimus Classic
« on: March 18, 2013, 12:14:31 PM »
Yesterday he cocked something up and I, affectionately, called him a pillock.

He ran to the kitchen to tell his Mum: "Hey! I've been promoted from Twerp to Pillock".


Bless Him! He really is a character. Keeps us in stitches as the family's self appointed clown.
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Re: Another Minimus Classic
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2013, 12:24:42 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 18, 2013, 12:14:31 PM
Yesterday he cocked something up and I, affectionately, called him a pillock.

He ran to the kitchen to tell his Mum: "Hey! I've been promoted from Twerp to Pillock".


Bless Him! He really is a character. Keeps us in stitches as the family's self appointed clown.

 lol: lol: lol:

He sounds like a grand lad.  :thumbsup:

My middle Grandson (7) came up with a gem. He broke his skateboard and announced it was defective and he intended to "Sue the manufacturer, then buy a motorised one with the sewage"
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Re: Another Minimus Classic
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2013, 12:31:41 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2013, 12:24:42 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 18, 2013, 12:14:31 PM
Yesterday he cocked something up and I, affectionately, called him a pillock.

He ran to the kitchen to tell his Mum: "Hey! I've been promoted from Twerp to Pillock".


Bless Him! He really is a character. Keeps us in stitches as the family's self appointed clown.

 lol: lol: lol:

He sounds like a grand lad.  :thumbsup:

My middle Grandson (7) came up with a gem. He broke his skateboard and announced it was defective and he intended to "Sue the manufacturer, then buy a motorised one with the sewage"

 lol: lol: lol:

Brilliant aren't they  :thumbsup:
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Re: Another Minimus Classic
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2013, 01:16:18 PM »
happy001 both

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Re: Another Minimus Classic
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2013, 02:11:55 PM »
Minimus forgot himself at school last week and launched into an answer in class in his impersonation of Prince Phillip..... which is instantly recognisable..... and complete with very nonPC remarks about slitty eyes etc.
Teacher was not amused.
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Re: Another Minimus Classic
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2013, 04:30:09 PM »
I miss The Boy's daily assault of accents and impersoantions  sad24:
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Re: Another Minimus Classic
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2013, 04:49:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 18, 2013, 04:30:09 PM
I miss The Boy's daily assault of accents and impersoantions  sad24:

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