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Offline Nick

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Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
« on: May 12, 2011, 06:35:00 PM »
M40  evil:

One of those special cow bridges  evil:

Noticed one cow seemed to be having [koff] digestive problems  evil:

High wind in my direction  evil:

Bonnet and windscreen completely obliterated by bovine diarrhoea  eeek:

Wipers ineffective  evil:

Hard shoulder  evil:

Police arrive and piss themselves  evil:

Refused entry to TWO car washes on biological warfare grounds  Angry9:
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Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2011, 06:42:05 PM »
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Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2011, 06:44:01 PM »
You sure it wasn't bullshit  whistle:
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Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2011, 06:57:56 PM »
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Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2011, 07:02:39 PM »
Really Nick...I'm quite sure that the police would not fall about laughing... char048

It must have been HATO... happy001
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Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2011, 07:17:50 PM »
HATO?  evil:
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Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2011, 07:18:53 PM »
Highways Agency Traffic Officers

In a 4x4 with the yellow and black battenburg markings
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Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2011, 07:19:19 PM »
Highways Agency Traffic Officers Nick (plastic policemen, well not even plastic TBH)
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Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2011, 07:24:50 PM »
How would I know, my car was covered in cow shit  evil:
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Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2011, 05:19:50 AM »
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Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2011, 10:17:05 AM »
Only you, only you.
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Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2011, 10:23:38 AM »
Quote from: barmisspah? on May 13, 2011, 10:17:05 AM
Only moo, only moo.

Fixed that for you! happy001
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Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2011, 10:24:11 AM »
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Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2011, 10:26:20 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2011, 10:23:38 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on May 13, 2011, 10:17:05 AM
Only moo, only moo.

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