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Look, it's not my fault...
« on: December 08, 2010, 08:55:34 PM »
I was looking for the new-posty button, but it's hidden in a stupidly, stupid sort of place - rather like behind the bike sheds. So I pressed a few things and I ended up in Paypal, who were begging for my support regarding the VP.

I appear to have donated the grand sum of 1 pence - which I feel is far too much - but since I have, I'd be greatful if the BM could furnish me with a VAT invoice along with a declaration of my contribution for tax purposes for the year 2009-2010. Form 1258A, HMRC, should suffice.

Kind regards, and please check PayPal for my generous (but inadvertant) donation.

P.S. If a ban is felt necessary, I'll understand, but I will sue you for the return of the donation, before I accept the ostracisation.

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Re: Look, it's not my fault...
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2010, 09:04:15 PM »
You're barred brown nose...no-one else has donated...

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Re: Look, it's not my fault...
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2010, 09:10:53 PM »
 scared2:

What will BM do when he gets the funds (1p) and Paypal want 50p to process the transaction?

Will I be more brown-nosed?  scared2:

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Re: Look, it's not my fault...
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2010, 09:14:55 PM »
scared2:

What will BM do when he gets the funds (1p) and Paypal want 50p to process the transaction?

Will I be more brown-nosed?  scared2:

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Re: Look, it's not my fault...
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2010, 06:12:54 AM »
He did!  eeek:
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Re: Look, it's not my fault...
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2010, 06:58:15 AM »
He did!  eeek:

Wikileaks related my arse. Barman's Paypal account has a transaction and the system is FUBAR-ed
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Re: Look, it's not my fault...
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2010, 07:06:05 AM »
He did!  eeek:

Wikileaks related my arse. Barman's Paypal account has a transaction and the system is FUBAR-ed

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Yes, I reckon DDD had to blow the dust off it first...

Perhaps I should change from £sd to something more modern...?  rubschin:
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Re: Look, it's not my fault...
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2010, 07:13:46 AM »


Was that a hint you just dropped or a bloody anvil?
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Re: Look, it's not my fault...
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2010, 09:22:52 PM »
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He did!

I take that as receipt of funds tendered.

Can I have my VAT invoice now?  angel1

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Re: Look, it's not my fault...
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2010, 09:24:08 PM »
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He did!

I take that as receipt of funds tendered.

Can I have my VAT invoice now?  angel1

No you bloody can't!  cussing:
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Re: Look, it's not my fault...
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2010, 09:26:08 PM »
Oh , oh...

I may just have to shop you to the relevant authorities, like.

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Re: Look, it's not my fault...
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2010, 09:27:40 PM »
Oh , oh...

I may just have to shop you to the relevant authorities, like.

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I'll take that risk!  evil:
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Re: Look, it's not my fault...
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2010, 09:51:16 PM »
Hmm...

My hunt for the posty-button seems to have back-fired somewhat.  ::)

During my random pressing of buttons and my overly-generous donation via PayPal, I seem to have initiated the payment from a dormant, zero-balance account.

Dear DDD

We notice that your account 20-6*-5* 2005**72 is currently overdrawn to the value of £0.01 As previously advised, Barclays charge an unauthorised overdraft fee of £10 for each transaction that takes you over your agreed overdraft amount (currently £0.00). Please contact a customer service adviser if you have difficulty in making repayments...


The SS is not happy, like...  surrender:

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Re: Look, it's not my fault...
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2010, 09:54:02 PM »
Hmm...

My hunt for the posty-button seems to have back-fired somewhat.  ::)

During my random pressing of buttons and my overly-generous donation via PayPal, I seem to have initiated the payment from a dormant, zero-balance account.

Dear DDD

We notice that your account 20-6*-5* 2005**72 is currently overdrawn to the value of £0.01 As previously advised, Barclays charge an unauthorised overdraft fee of £10 for each transaction that takes you over your agreed overdraft amount (currently £0.00). Please contact a customer service adviser if you have difficulty in making repayments...


The SS is not happy, like...  surrender:

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