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Offline Barman

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Re: My ne keyboasrd
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2010, 07:10:26 PM »
He's gubbed it as you said!  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: My ne keyboasrd
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2010, 07:46:05 PM »
He did indeed complain that the laptop keyboard was too small for his fat fingers and asked if he could buy a full sized keyboard, connect it to his laptop and would it work. We all shouted YES! and after much faffing he said that he had purchased a new keyboard from Tesco or somesuch. There was no discernable improvement in his typing ability.
If it is the new keyboard playing up then he only has to disconnect it to solve the problem but as ever with our Nick nothing is as simple as it seems.
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Re: My ne keyboasrd
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2010, 07:48:03 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: My ne keyboasrd
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2010, 07:50:17 PM »
You'll only confuse him more.
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Re: My ne keyboasrd
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2010, 07:51:54 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: My ne keyboasrd
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2010, 09:08:57 PM »
Perhaps this could help...  whistle:

http://www.fentek-ind.com/bigkey.htm#bigkeylx

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Re: My ne keyboasrd
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2010, 11:29:53 PM »
shake the keyboard and then put them back again.  8)

Needs to do take his friggin' 'ed off and try doing that, soft shite. ::)

I'm bloody sure he's got a loose fuse in that great cranium cavity of his. noooo: