The Mrs was on the blower last night getting her contract changed, took about an hour of some terrorist trying to charm her in the 'make tham feel comfortable and they'll buy anything' mode. He asked if anybody else in the household used a mobile and she passed him on to me.
What kind of phone would you like?The one I use, that's why i bought it...
How much do you spend??5 to ?10 a month, depending on how many inane texts from the wife I have to reply to.
Well we can do you 500 mins and 500 texts for ?15 a month.That's more expensive than what i told you I spend.
But then you could use it more.I don't want or need to use it more, hence i spend the amount i said. Do you suggest that i send every text twice?
No we're just offering a more flexible package.Flexible as in if i don't use it it will cost me ?15?
No, the unit cost will be cheaper.Cheaper based on usage that i'm not likely to need. Anyway what phone were you offering?
Nokia 6300, it's...I want a Nokia N95
That isn't available on this price planBut you've told me this is the best plan for me and that it's flexible.
It is flexible but we can't offer that phone.So you want me to sign up to a contract i don't want, for a price more expensive than i pay now with a product i don't want to use?
No, we are offering a great phone and a great package.I want a Nokia N95
It isn't available on this tarrifI want a Nokia N95
It isn't available on this tarrifI want a Nokia N95
It isn't available on this tarrifI want a Nokia N95
OK sir, we aren't able to meet your requirements so i'll go now.Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The wife didn't see it as the same victory as me, i got a telesales tw@t to hang up on me!
