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Disney horrors
« on: Today at 01:43:00 PM »
The vicar’s daughter has been dragged to Florida with her husband’s chav family.

They are instructed to wear Mickey Mouse ears at ALL TIMES “for the children “

I am getting bulletins

Everyone’s arguing and expecting different things. And they’re incapable of talking about it- Johnny’s being a sterling mediator but the passive aggressive negotiations are incessant. I had a walk and found a pretty ish little park- the only place in walking distance- and couldn’t sit down to eat my sandwiches- it was full of alligators, snakes said the sign and fire ants infesting the grass.

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I’m finding rum and lemonade comforting- it’s about 2pm and 33’C
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Re: Disney horrors
« Reply #1 on: Today at 02:09:43 PM »
The vicar’s daughter has been dragged to Florida with her husband’s chav family.

They are instructed to wear Mickey Mouse ears at ALL TIMES “for the children “

I am getting bulletins

Everyone’s arguing and expecting different things. And they’re incapable of talking about it- Johnny’s being a sterling mediator but the passive aggressive negotiations are incessant. I had a walk and found a pretty ish little park- the only place in walking distance- and couldn’t sit down to eat my sandwiches- it was full of alligators, snakes said the sign and fire ants infesting the grass.

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I’m finding rum and lemonade comforting- it’s about 2pm and 33’C

Oh gawd!

I took the whole family to Disney - it was a shit show...  noooo:
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Re: Disney horrors
« Reply #2 on: Today at 02:11:59 PM »
Two weeks to go noooo:
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Re: Disney horrors
« Reply #3 on: Today at 02:13:29 PM »
Two weeks to go noooo:

Longest two weeks of her life...  lol:
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Re: Disney horrors
« Reply #4 on: Today at 02:14:19 PM »
More tales of woe, I hope eveilgrin:
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Re: Disney horrors
« Reply #6 on: Today at 03:11:48 PM »
 noooo:  2 weeks in one resort? noooo:  noooo: noooo: 
Well, whatever, nevermind