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Offline GROWLER

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Dental appointment
« on: November 05, 2009, 10:24:18 AM »
Was due back at the the gob surgery yesterday.
Read my appontment card the night before.

Got there 10 mins. early.

receptionist:  Sorry, no appointment marked down for you.
me:  well it's booked for 12:30 I'm sure
receptionist:  wait there
receptionist:  in loud voice in front of all in the waiting room....YOU WERE DUE IN AT 09:00!
me:  very  redface:. Sorry, but I could have sworn the appointment card said 12:30
receptionist:  have you got the card then?
me:  no, sorry, it's at home.
receptionist: proudly showing me the appointment book.  ::) ...well there you are then.
me:  profuse apologies for being such a cock and wasting everyones time
receptionist:  next monday at 12:20 then, and I'll write it down for you AGAIN.
me:  apologies again, and skulks off quickly with a very red face.

I get home and check the time on the card......04/11/2009 @ 12:30!!!

The bear will be seeking verbal revenge next week....and major discount.  cussing:

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Re: Dental appointment
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2009, 10:36:12 AM »
After you've had your treatment I hope  scared2:
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Re: Dental appointment
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2009, 10:46:35 AM »
After you've had your treatment I hope  scared2:

I'll be struggling on that one. Bit of a dribble will problee be possible though.  ::)

Bloody hate ALL receptionists. They are simply there to take their lifes frustrations out on you...the PAYING customer.  Banghead

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Re: Dental appointment
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2009, 02:16:19 PM »
Didn't werk.  Banghead
Not allowed to give discount. cussing:

Going to bollock the receptionist instead, which is exactly what I asked him NOT to do.

Me gob 'urts, and me dinner is currently dribblin' down me chin. ::)

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Re: Dental appointment
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2009, 02:26:03 PM »
I could lend you an arse nurse.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Dental appointment
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2009, 05:58:33 PM »
We are turning into a circus for Freaks  noooo:
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Re: Dental appointment
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2009, 08:26:28 PM »
We are turning into a circus for Freaks  noooo:

When you say "turning into" . . . . . ?
I mostly despair

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Re: Dental appointment
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2009, 08:36:06 PM »
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Re: Dental appointment
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2009, 09:11:10 PM »
I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show
My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good

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Re: Dental appointment
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2009, 08:15:41 AM »


Soooooooooooooo. Do you see yourself as "The Fat Lady" or "The Bearded Lady"?  whistle:
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Re: Dental appointment
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2009, 08:16:48 AM »
The photographer  whistle:
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Re: Dental appointment
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2009, 08:19:33 AM »
 rubschin: With the black sheet over your head?

I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Dental appointment
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2009, 08:27:39 AM »
I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show
My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good

That must have been tough....  happy100
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Re: Dental appointment
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2009, 08:32:44 AM »
rubschin: With the black sheet over your head?



It is one of my more flattering looks  lol:
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